Suho: come behind me ____.
/ends up carrying him out the haunted house unconscious/

Kris: Haunted House is not my style. *you still entered*
Kris: Pfft. Fake webs. Fake settings. *looks around criticizing the setting while you clinging to him*
Kris: Pfft. Fake ghost.. *but his hand went through the ghost* SHIT.
/left you inside/
You: KRIS! COME BACK HERE! YOU SISSY! COWAAAARD!
Kris: *running out screaming*

Luhan: I am Manly. I'll be protecting you ____.
You: Aww thank you Lulu.. ♥
/you started to enter the house/
Luhan: ahhh ____. Let's took the sho----sh--ortcut? *wiggling legs*

Tao: *screaming & crying* WAAAHHH!! NO!! NO!!
You: we're not even at the ticket booth, Tao.. -_-
Tao: *teary eyes* Really?? ( Q^Q)

Chanyeol: It's my first time inside the---WOAAAH! hahaha Hi Ghost..
Chanyeol: WAAAHHH! haha cool webs, how do they made this..
Chanyeol: AAAAAHHH! SHIT! Didn't see that one coming.. haha
Chanyeol: WAAAAAHHH! DEAD BODY! WAAAAHHH!! haha ommo.
*when you're out*
Chanyeol: haha it's fun. Let's try it again ____.

Lay: *saw a ghost* *flinch* Ommo
Lay: *saw a creepy doll* *gave it to you* Hey ____, for you :)
You: GET THAT CREEPY DOLL AWAY FROM MEEEEEE *running out*
Lay: *while chasing you* WHY?? THIS DOLL IS CUTE~ HER EYES LOOKS LIKE YOURS~
You: I SAID GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MEEEE!!! ZHANG YIXING THROW THAT FREAKING DOLL NOW!!!

Chen: *handshaking all the ghost inside giving them some snacks for their hardwork*
Hi, eat well.. You must all be tired from work..
Ghosts & You: Huh??? Dafuq

D.O.: /plays hide and seek with you inside the Haunted house/
You: DO KYUNGSOO!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!
D.O.: *evil laughing running towards the exit*
You: KYUNGSOOOO!! WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU LITTLE MAN!!!!

Xiumin: /you and him just passed across the haunted house just like pass bying/
You: *at the exit* =_= is that it?
Xiumin: =_= Yeah.
You: felt anything?
Xiumin: Scared no.
Both: *high fived*
Xiumin: You hungry?
You: Yeah.. Let eat..
Xiumin: good idea.
Ghost: Are they normal? Hardcore.

Sehun: *Ghost tries to scare him, got ignored*
Sehun: *yawning* Let's go somewhere else ____. Are there bubble tea selling around here?
You: Yeah. That way over there.
*you left the exit ignoring all the scary part*
Ghosts: NOTICE US SENPAI~

Baekhyun: *screaming every corner you turn*
You: Shut uuuup You're scaring me also.
Baekhyun: AHHHH!
You: AAAAHHHHH! What? I saw nothing!?
Baekhyun: Nothing.. I just thought it's a----WAAAAAAH!!!
You: WHAT NOW!? You're scaring me..
Baekhyun: T^T Let's go now.. Please..

Kai: Enough with these scary shits.. This is what I really want to happen here inside.
*drags you inside a room, smirking*