Xiumin: One Hot Mess

Luhan: "Manly"He Said

Kris: Cool City Guy

Suho: Bad Facial Expression

Lay: High As Fuck

Baekhyun: Byuntae Beagle Bitch

Chen: Camel Clown Dinosaur

Chanyeol:  BIg Satellite Ears

Kyungsoo: Closest To Hell

Tao: The Spoil Brat

Kai: Bronze-Skinned Kid

Sehun: Big Bubble Butt

Exo: Twelve Hot Homos

Exo-L: Ovaries Keeps Exploding