Suho&Kris: *who just arrived from the grocery* WE'RE HOME---whats up with you guys?

Exo: *all were in a WTF reaction looking upstairs where Tao's room was*

Chen: he really is a grown up now.

Suho: what do u mean?

All listens carefully...

Tao: /in his room/
WHOS MY BITCH HUH.... WHO'S MY BITCH... I'm your daddy...--- WHOS MY BITCH!!

Suho: KRIS DO SOMETHING

Sehun: *smirks* grounded... hehe

Kris: *crashed in to his room* TAO WHATS GOING ON????

Tao: /playing and grooming Candy while sitting on the floor/

Tao: what?

Candy: *barks*

Exo: . . . . We thought u were...

Tao: what???

Sehun: *sighs in disappointment* oh well

Suho: twas just a false alarm everyone.. now get back to what youre doing

Kris: we love you Tao..

Tao: love you too... geez.. whats up with them..

THEN all left and closed Tao's room..
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Tao: you can come out now.

*Tao stan reader*: are they gone?
*going out of the bathroom*

Tao: *naughtily smiles* now... where were we...

*TSR*: *giggles* you really do know how to act...

Tao: *grabs TsR on her waist and starts kissing her neck*

Sehun: BUUUUSTED. I KNEW YOURE UP TO SOMETHING. IM SHOWING THIS TO MOM.
*while coming out of the closet, capturing them both on his phone*

Tao: shit

Sehun: PLUS . YOU CURSED. DOUBLE BUSTED---

Tao: i got suho's black card. U can have it.

Sehun: no

Tao: THREESOME?

TsR: HEY

Sehun: no

TsR: wow. . Im sizzling hot. Why the hell you dont want me-!?!?

Tao: HEY

TsR: what? im just trying to help

Sehun: . . . .

Tao: ILL DO ANYTHING!! JUST DONT...

Sehun: i want you. And. me. In the bed. Now.

Tao: what

Sehun: you. Film us.

TsR: *holds the phone*

Sehun: prepare--

Tao: what are we going to do?? *gulps*

/later that moment/

*bed creaking*

*Sehun & Tao panting*

TsR: are you two done yet or imma leave--

Sehun and Tao: BITCH.. WERE NOT DONE YET.. JUST A LITTLE MORE..

Sehun: WHOOOOOOO I CANT BELIEVE YOUR BED IS SO BOUNCY

Tao: I KNOW RIGHT----!!!!! ARE YOU GETTING THIS PERFECTLY????

/SeTao jumping in Tao's bed like a trampoline/

TsR: *who's still on her undies while taking the shot* Atleast can u both just let me dress for a while. . . Immatures. *rolls eyes*

/SeTao enjoying in the background/