Kris: Flying/Dragon
- "I'm one hot fucking male version of Khaleesi..."
- uses flying to get away from father responsibilities and Suho's nagging
- "am i sharing the same power with Chanyeol? Dragon = Fire? Right?" *self-doubt*

Luhan: Telekinesis
- getting annoyed from hearing all sorts of conversation or voices on his head
- "fuck sm, I'm joining XMEN."
- "....nope. Not kidding, they already had that mind reading gravity telekinesis bitch on their team (jean grey)....i'm going back to exo"

Xiumin: Frost
- always got teases by members if he wanted to build a snowman
- Exo: no need for us to buy some fridge we got Elsumin here... what do you think hyung?
- "it's all cool guys. :) " *coolest kid*

Lay: Heal
- forgot that he had powers
- forgot what is his powers
- still forgets members' names

Tao: Time-control
- stops clock to stole the newest Gucci item
- Never late at anything
- brags he know what would happen next
- still don't know how to read time

Chen: Thunder/Electricity
- Exo never pay for their bills
- "I'm one hot pikachen."
- always screams like pikachu when using his powers
- zaps any members for fun

Suho: Water
- crybaby
- the one who has no problem just in case there's a water shortage in the dorm
- partners with Xiumin to sell ice and water on plastic bottle ($$$)

Kai: Teleportation
- you can't see him
- uses powers to escape anywhere
- still not able to control powers well, sometimes ends up in a awkwardly mannered wrong place
- sometimes ends up popping in next to a member who is taking a shower

Chanyeol: Fire
- still screams when unleashing his power, still not aware he has fire power
- always burns things

- confused as fuck why he got them
- surrendered himself to CIA because he is not normal

Kyungsoo: Earth
- destroys earth
- just kidding
- didn't brag his powers or anything, instead uses them sneakily if he hates somebody
- practicing his powers like an EARTH bender when he's alone

Baekhyun: Light
- selects FLASHLIGHT as his theme song
- glows in the dark
- "because yes I'm fair skinned that's why i glow HOHOHOHOHOH"
- doubts he might be the long lost super saiyan

Sehun: Wind
- nicknamed by Exo as WINDY (like RV's Wendy)
- blackmails members to take out their breathing once threatened 
- races with Kris because since can Fly, then he has wind, so....
- 'blows everyones mind' (A/n: puns. badum tss!)