KR: My whole existence....Galaxy. *cool city guy pose*

Cn: I'd rather believe if you said that half moon shaped face

Exo: *stopping their laugh*

Kr: *pretends he hears nothing* Galaxy~

LU: my beautiful sparkling eyes

Bh: correction, it should be what we have that Luhan dont..it's the manliness

Lu: SAY THAT AGAIN!?!??!

La: what's manliness?

Bh: It's Lu doesnt--

Lu: *pulled Lay away* better not talk to him Lay.

SU: my money *bitchpleaseface*

Exo: DONT SAY THE OBVIOUS!!!!!

Su: *shrugs*

Ta: OH, AND HIS HANDSOMENESS TOO

Su: OHHH TAO.. I AM SO GONNA TREAT YOU TO THE MALL

Exo: FOR FUCKING SAKE

Tao: Heheh 

KS: the fucks I give

Sehun: HEY! THAT SUPPOSE BE MY ANSWER!!! YOU SHO----

Exo: *cupping the mouth of Sehun before Kyungsoo would notice*

KS: . . . .

TA: my handsomeness

Kr: I agree but from the scale of one to ten, I'm more like a 10 than you

Exo: *to reader/A/n* Can we cut this part?

Ta: *checking himself in the mirror doing selca*

XI: umm. I don't know hehe

ExoK: HIS ETERNAL YOUTH!!!

ExoM: HIS ABBBBSSSSS!!

Su: Excuse me but I have---

Exo: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HYUNG HERE

ExoK: HIS CHEEKS!!!

XI: Gu---guys

Exo: HIS CUTENESS!! OHMYGOOOOD!

KA: A real life girlfriend

Readers: 

Exo: 

Korea:

Universe:

Obama:

Cy: and maybe a boyfriend 

Ks: YOU, GET OUT.

A/n: Soo.. you have me ♥

Ks: *ignored and walked away*

BH: My beautiful hands

Exo: You're just a lesbian

BH: SHUT UP. WHAT THE FUCK GUYS.

Lh: Hahaha...boom

Bh: oh, our only girl of the group is laughing~

Lh: *glare*

CY: my big ears HIHIHIH

La: Dont forget that kissing scene.. awww dongsaeng hyung is so proud---

CY: we......better......not..

/door slammed with screaming baek afterwards/

La: what's up with him?

Cy: *flustering*

LA: I think they all had something that was---

Ky: how about this? *pulling a stash of weed*

La: *nervous* heheh.. Ky---kyungsoo.. where did you--

Ky: Saw it in my fridge.

La: hahaha its not mine

Ky: It has a unicorn sticker in it with CHINESE words saying it's Zhang Yixing

La: *slowly looks at reader and exo with BUSTED expression* Hehehe~

SE: kyungsoo hyung got my answer. -_-

Lu: no, there's still something that we dont have

SE: . . .

Lu: you got a nice ass

Cy: I agree

Ta: I hate you for that Maknae

SE: oh? jinjja? *flips hair* That's it bitches. Bow down to Butt--

Jimin: DID SOMEBODY SAY BUTT????

BTS: NONONONONONO WRONG BOOK! *carried Jimin back from the door*

Jin: We're very sorry guys. Please proceed. *closed the door*

Exo: the fuck just happened

CN: they dont have this. *curly smiled*

Exo: *all tried*

CN: HAHAHAHHA TRYING HARD COPY CATS!!

Exo: Atleast we dont look like dinosaurs.

CN: HAHAHAHA YOU BITCHES WERE JUST JEAAALOUS

Dino: Did somebody called?

SVNTN: *came running in while pulling Dino away while doing mansae*

Ka: Pshh.. Anyways you really do look like a clown hyung

V: WHY SO SERYAAAAASSSSSSSSS!! *with a joker face*

BTS: OH SH---- WERE SORRY AGAIN!!!! *hurriedly went out*

/door broke/

Rapmon: I'll----I'll pay for that.

Exo: WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE COMING IN OUR BOOK!!!!