When having s** what position would they like.. being on the TOP or BOTTOM?

Xiumin: I like to be bottom, I wanna watch the show from below. *smirk*

Luhan: Bottom. *puts hands on the back of his head with a smirk on his lip*

Kris: Top. Being on the top is my style.

Suho: why not both :D

Lay: same with Suho-hyung~

Baekhyun: I want it to be behind. *smirk*

/Jongin, Sehun, Tao and Chanyeol slow claps and agreed/

Chen: I want to be AHEAD. hehehe. *lipbites while nodding slowly*

Kyungsoo: I want it sideways

Exo: . . . what? how?

Chen: We're not talking about stabbing positions, Kyungsoo.

Kyungsoo: Ohh. I thought we--

Baekhyun: He just ruined the moment

Sehun: *sigh*

Kyungsoo: So you were talking about---oh, why you didn't---

Jongin: No, too late, Soo.

Kyungsoo: But

Kris: It's alright guys. So, Kyungsoo, top or bottom.

Kyungsoo: Please we should end this chapter.

Luhan: TOP ? OR B O T T O M ?

Kyungsoo: *shots fired*

Chanyeol: WHAT THE FUCK

/A potato-author fell from the tree with her laptop/

Suho: Isn't that--

Chen: SENPOITATO!

Kyungsoo: I told you to end this chapter. *blows the smoke coming out from the gun* *left*

Senpoitato: /breathing hard/ Whhhhy kkyy-ung---soo... *ded*

Exo: 

Exo:

Exo:

Lay: lol.. so is it top or botto--*shots fired*

Lay: O_O

Lay: *checking his body for gunshots*

/Baekhyun fell on the ground/

Baekhyun: I SAID NOTHING!!YOU SHIT!!!

Kyungsoo: I just hate you, why not :)

Baekhyun: SAVAAAAAG---*ded*

Exo: 

Suho: end this chapter.