Question: Kyungsoo why are you short.

Kyungsoo: I just find it being short makes you closer to communicate with hell.

Question: . . . okay.

Question: Why put eyeliner when you're allergic to it?

Baekhyun: Why put make up when you're already ugly?

Question:  . . . . *exhales

Question: Why are you dark?

Kai: Too much hotness lowkey burning myself. *smirk*

Question: I like that

Question: Why choose to be idol while you're rich already?

Suho: It's not about richness why I choose to become an idol. Idol-life chose me. Poor you coz it doesnt choose you.

Question: EXCUSE ME????????

Question: Why do you look like a troll?

Chen: HAHAHA awww a talking poop.

Question: We're done. *left*

Chanyeol: Chanbaek, is it real?

Chanyeol: DONT YOU KNOW THAT 1 + 1 = 5?

Baekhyun: JUST ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION! DONT CHANGE THE TOPIC!

Question: *watched them fight* Ummmm...

Question: Why did you leave?

Kris, Luhan, Tao: change topic please

Question: no

Question: Lay, why are you an angel?

Lay: You mean a horse-angel? I'm a horse angel :)

Jhope: *about to scream from behind*

Lay: I mean a "UNICORN"

Jhope: Ohhhh *left happily*

Question: Who iz dat?

Lay: oh sorry, that's my cousin from another group

Question: . . .

Question: Could your pointy chin kills somebody?

Sehun: It's not the only POINTED thing in my body that could kill..

Question: who the fuck taught you that

Sehun: I--- sorry hyung

Xiumin: *gasps* I can't believe you all answered me like that. god...next time, don't pick me as your questionaire for this interviewing answer session alright? I'm going out. Gonna buy me some baozis. You all stressed me out.

Exo: CAN WE C--

Xiumin: *slammed the door*