Xiumin: i have the power of Ice. So, can I be your Jack Frost? *sexily smirked*

Chen: HYUNG PLEASE....I AM...JACK FROST.

Xiumin: wait . You...

Taeyong: *clears throat* hate to break it to you Hyungs.. but I am the latest...JACK FROST.

Chen: HOW DARE YOU INTERFERED YOU SUNBAES YOU HOE!

*xiumin quickly run to cover Tae's ears*

Xiumin: Dae No!!

Chen: short for Hoobaes! God.

Taeyong: . .

Subzero: cool story bro but guess who has the power of ice! SUBZERO!!!

Chen: cool. So.. if youre subzero.. then who is the mainzero??? XD HAHAHAHAHA

Xiumin: dae..no.

Taeyong: if i were you i didnt do--

*Subzero strikes ice powers on Chen, chen became an ice statue*

Taeyong: ---that. *sigh* should i call an ambulance now?

Xiumin: WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!

Jack frost: I happened.

All: SHIT IT'S HIM.

Jack frost: in the fleeeessshhh

Elsa: *sigh* ugh boys

/somebody passby and went to kiss the ice statue of chen/

Xiumin: HEY! YOU. WRONG BOOK!!! leave now or I--

Jin: jealous?

Xiumin: why you......

/suddenly 6 guys jumped and do acrobatic stunts in the air like power rangers before hitting the ground to defended Jin/

"I AM JUNGKOOK.."
"Jimin.."
"BWI"
"HOOOOOOOOBI"
"swaeg"

And

"I AM RAPMONSTER the GOD OF DESTRUCTION---"

Kyungsoo: HAHAHAHAHAH you called yourself who?

Rapmonster: YOU HEARD ME...I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTIOOOOONNNN..

Kyungsoo: oh really.. well let me tell you..

Xiumin: *sighed* here we go again...

MEANWHILE...

Chen: *screaming inaudibly because his mouth was sealed and was a statue*
HE KISSED MEEEEE!!! OH SHIT! THIS GUY IS KISSING MEEEE HEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPPP XIUMIN HYUNGGGGGG....