PCY (People Call him Yoda)
 /I call him Daddy  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/

BBH (Bitchy Butt Harasser)
/50 shades of BEAKyun, GAT ME LUKIN SU KREZY RAYT NAAAAAAW~/

WYF (Winking, Yifan Fails)
 /remember showtime ep 1, the most productive thing he does/

KJD (KoreanJoker Dinosaur)
/cant argue with that/

KJM (Kind Jolly Mom)
/hihihi.. *inserts Suho SOMETHING look* Scarred? You're welcome./

HZT (Hates Zoo Tbh)
/because he lives there as a Panda, he hates being there/

DKS (Devil King Satan) 
/*holy goat merges from ground* HE. WAS. DESTINED. *blunts and went back to hell* the fcuk/

 LH (Lokitty He)
/*Luhan pointing a gun in my head behind me*/

KJI (Kinky Jaw-rich Invisible-guy)
/*John Cena theme song booming in the bg* YOU CAN'T SEE KAI!!! *Jongin eyerolling*/

ZYX (Zee You Xoon)
/because his acronym is so fucking up/

KMS (Killer Monolid Sugar)
/insert the Minseokie gummy smile baby boo to Xiumin stage whore/// internally screaming/

OSH (Only Ship Hunhan)
 /*Angels Opened The Sky and took me* THIS. IS. MY. DESTINY. I UNLOCK ONE OF THE WORLDS BIGGEST MYSTERIES IN HUMAN EVOLUTION!!/