Xiumin - Hi clashmeysh, plish lishen to my report.
Teacher - Could you please at least finish your snack first?

Luhan - Hi classmates, my report is all about Isaac Newton.

Classmates - AWW LOOK AT HIS VISUAL AIDS~ SO MANY HELLO KITTY STICKERS~ SO CUTE!!!! ♥♥

Kris - Okay I will report about--
Teacher - Where is your visual aid?
Kris - Bish please, that's not my style.

Suho - Okay I will start the report. (claps his hands)

Classmates - Wow! Hologram-ed Report huh . Rich kid.

Lay - Hi my report for today is about.. about.. ahmm.. sorry I forgot my report. (cries)

Baekhyun - LIZEN UP BISHEZZZZ IT'Z YOUR QUEEN'S TURN NOW.
Teacher - Why are you wearing make-up?

Chanyeol - Hello, I, CHANYEOL. ME, REPORT. HIHIHIHI (derp mental patient)

D.O. - O_O
Classmates - 0_0
D.O. Please read page 94. That's my report thank you.

Tao - Hi, I'm AB style Kung fu panda Tao. My report is about Gucci bags and how to take care of them.

Kai - My report is all about History. (dance "History")
Classmates - 😍😍😍 /falling from heaven to hell one by one/

Sehun - Hi Clathmeyth. I'm Thehun. My report ith all about Photothynthetith. 😊
Classmates - whatthehelldidhejustsaid???

Chen - Hi classmates. Please listen to my report. DID YOU KNOW CATS AND DOGS WERE JUST ONE ANIMAL? SCIENTISTS HAS PROVED IT ON THE YEAR 1978.
Classmates - Whaaaat?
Chen - Hehe just kidding. The truth is. I forgot my report. ^_^
Teacher - Cheeeeen!!!

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Translated from Tagalog to English
Reposted because I find it funny and great hahaha ♥

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