Kris: owns a stuff toy company

Luhan: finally and certified a man

Xiumin: fatty in a wheelchair

Tao: become the Dragon Warrior with a tiger, mantis, snake, crane, monkey and master shifu

Chen: Joker's heir

Lay: in a rehab center

Kyungsoo: in prison

Suho: broke and homeless (after burning all those money in lotto)

Baekhyun: pole dancing

Sehun: still doesn't notice you, yeah you, the one reading this

Chanyeol: in a mental asylum

Kai: getting married