EvsR: Expectation vs Reality

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FANFICS: Exo x You got drunk then..

Expectation:

 You and him were really wasted af then you got some "sexy adult time" together.

REALITY:

Kris: you two rolled like buffaloes in the high way #BOTHWEREWASTEDAF

Suho: you're comforting him while he was crying nonstop

Tao: you got both black eyes from him punching you last night, because he said it was his secret that's why he looked like a panda

Baekhyun: you x him were the divas and rockstars at that night....on the streets while walking your way home

Xiumin: you're the only one who got really wasted while he holds your hair while you're vomiting nonstop

Luhan: same with Suho, but keeps on telling that he was manly, and telling he's beautiful than you

Chen: you woke up duct-taped on the wall by him

Sehun: you're the only one who got drunk, he's not, called your mom and took photos of you wasted

Kyungsoo: were whispering suppose dirty sexy things until it turns into creepy shits that made you turn back to normal

Lay: left you as he wanders somewhere while he's really drunk, was still missing until next 3 days

Chanyeol: derping on the streets and when you got to his place, you two fell asleep and then you just woke up knowing it was a wrong room that you slept in

Kai: well.....let's just stick to what the fanfic said.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)