Policeman: "Where do you live?"

Lay: "With my parents."

Policeman: "Where do your parents live?"

Lay: "With me."

Policeman: *takes a deep breath* "Where do you all live?"

Lay: "In my house."

Policeman: "Where is your house?"

Lay: "Next to my neighbour's house."

Policeman: *frustrated* "WHERE IS YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S HOUSE?!"

Lay: "You won't believe me if I tell you."

Policeman: "Tell me."

Lay: "Next to my house."

Policeman: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-