
[G] Which one?
1. You need to pick one among each set that you adore/love the most
>Sehun's rainbow hair
>Chanyeol's red hair
>Suho's blonde hair
>Baekhyun being a cutie puppy
>D.O being a squishy penguin
>Tao being a Kung Fu panda
>Xiumin's eyes
>Chen's lips
>Chanyeol's ears
2. Would you rather
Break up with your boyfriend of two years, Sehun who cheated on you with your best friend
Or
Break up with Xiumin who developed a crush on his guy best friend, Luhan
You can't answer all or none.
Kris and Kai: *wtf faces* "Did this bitch just exclude us from the chapter?"
*slammed author against the wall*
Kai: "This is our book in the first place, so we should be the one to ask questions."
Kris: "Question number one, don't you idiots have to study?"
Kai: "Question number two, how many of you dim wits have an exam tomorrow?"
Kris: "Question number three, how many of you jobless, lifeless creatures are reading this shit at 3 am?"
Kai: "Question number four, how many of you bitches are going to accuse us of being jealous now? Go ahead and do it."
Kris: "Final question, how many of you are going to visit the author's funeral?"
Kai: "No Kris, let them do it. Let them call us whatever they want, anyway their sanity lies in my hands." *starts to loosen his tie* "Is it just me or it's hot in here?"
Chen: "That's cheating! Red card!! Author!!!"
Chanyeol: *holding his phone camera in front of Kai, ready to click pictures*
Lay: *doing healing gestures beside author* "She must wake up by now."
Kai: *to the readers* "So, what were you saying?" *distracting by unbuttoning his collar button*
Baekhyun: "That's fucking unfair. I can strip too!" *steps forward, gets pushed away*
Xiumin: "Bitch please."
Chanyeol: "Are they seriously going to ruin our reputation as good guys? Because Xiumin hyung looks serious about stripping right now."
Suho: "ALL OF YOU, PUT YOUR SHIRTS BACK ON AND GO BACK TO YOUR ROOMS! THIS IS NOT HOW I RAISED YOU!"
Kai: "Nobody ever takes my side!" *throws tantrum, leaves*
*everyone shrugging and leaving one by one*
Lay: "What about the author you guys? She hasn't woken up yet."
*no response*
Lay: "Sorry author, I'm busy too. Sleep well." :) *leaves*
Moral: Don't fucking stay up reading or making scenarios or you'll end up like author... failing your exam for tomorrow ^^
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