Title: I Loathe You
Pairing: Sehun/Baekhyun
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff

Summary: Sehun hates a certain hyung who was born on the month of May.

(A/N: This is for the girls who requested this, and for all the SeBaek stans out there! I'm a SeBaek trash so enjoy!)

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Sehun loves Junmyeon, he's a rich and a kind hyung slash father after all. When he's with the the leader, he feels so (financially) emotionally secure. The proof of that is his new watch which he posted on Instagram costing almost 30,000 dollars. Not to mention his new shoes, phone case, jacket, and boxer shorts. Buy me this, buy me that, give me food, give me that. Yes, he feels very much loved by his favorite Junmyeon hyung, because Junmyeon takes care of him like he was a precious prince.

That made Sehun think that people who was born on the month of May, just like Junmyeon who was born on May 22, are naturally kind-hearted humans.

Or that's what he thought.

Not all people who was born on May are naturally kind-hearted humans. There's still an exception though, a particular person named Byun Baekhyun, who was born on May 6, unfortunately.

Sehun's whole life was a lie.

He hates-- no, he loathes Baekhyun, just like he loathes braces. He hates Baekhyun just like he hates mayonnaise. He hates Baekhyun just like he hates wet socks, just like he hates little toothless children, just like he hates pickles.

Junmyeon told him once that maybe he has a crush on Baekhyun that's why he hates him so much, but no. Never. That's impossible. Sehun won't have a crush on Baekhyun ever, that's totally ridiculous.

He just hates Baekhyun, well, simply because:

1. Baekhyun is annoying.

2. Baekhyun is too loud.

3. Baekhyun is a sleep monster.

4. Baekhyun is too short.

5. Baekhyun is too clingy.

6. Baekhyun has different hair colors.

7. Baekhyun is older than him.

8. Baekhyun is good at singing.

9. Baekhyun is cute.

10. Baekhyun smells like vanilla.

12. Baekhyun has pretty eyes.

13. Baekhyun has nice lip---

"What are you writing?"

Sehun startles, shooting up his head as he abruptly hides his notebook behind his back. He swears his heart has just jumped out of his chest because what the hell? Doesn't he know how to knock!? He will add this later on his notebook. He hates Baekhyun because he has bad manners.

"Get lost!" Sehun snaps, clearing his throat as he pushes an ogling Baekhyun away. Baekhyun is crinkling his forehead, trying to grab that pink notebook squished under Sehun's armpit but to no avail.

"What's that? Can I see?" Baekhyun asks curiously as he cocks his head to the right. He has his arms flailing in the air which Sehun is noncommittally swatting away. "Can I take a look?"

"No!"

"Why?"

"Just no." Sehun rolls his eyes irritatingly, grabbing his bag and putting it on his back. "This is none of your business, okay? Now, leave me alone."

"We're going on a concert. How am I supposed to leave you alone?" Baekhyun says, and Sehun passes in front of him, wearing a pokerface. Sehun knows this is another brand new day of having an annoying Baekhyun around and he's not getting any of it. Ever.

"Hey, wait!" Baekhyun muses, trailing behind the younger like a loyal puppy. He grabs his own bag and follows him to their van. The members are already lazing inside doing their thing-- some are dozing off (Junmyeon, Jongdae, Yixing, Jongin) and eating (Minseok) while others are just staring at nothingness (Kyungsoo).

"Can I sit beside you?" Baekhyun quietly asks, noting that the boys have already occupied the seats inside. He wants to sit beside Minseok though, but the seat beside him was already taken by Kyungsoo. The only space available is beside Sehun and the driver's seat.

"Never."

"Why?"

"Because you'll get asleep fast and end up drooling on my precious shirt," Sehun states, crossing his arms over his chest. "Just go exchange seats with Junmyeon-hyung."

"But he's already with Yixing-hyung..."

"Chanyeol."

"Chanyeol's in Shanghai..."

"The driver--"

"But I don't drive," Baekhyun says in a low voice, frowning cutely. "Sehun, don't do this to your hyung! I promise I won't talk! I won't open my mouth! I'll just keep my mouth shut and I won't touch you nor poke you, nor pester you and--"

"Fine! Shut up!"

Sighing as he pinches the bridge of his forehead, Sehun gives a little space for Bekhyun to sit on. Grinning, the older slumps himself on the seat beside Sehun and closes the door with a quiet thud. Sehun tries his best not to smell Baekhyun's fruity perfume, as well as stare at Baekhyun's new blue-greenish minty hair colour.

"Okay, let's go!"

Sehun gets off the van thirty minutes later as they reached the airport, shirt now freshly soaked with hot saliva. Disgusting.

"Sehun! Come on!"

He really loathes Baekhyun.

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One of Baekhyun's favorite segment on their concert is the Ending ment, when each members would talk to the fans in their heart's content. Other than that, it is also the time when he could foster his cute and playful attitude to his beloved Aeriees, the nickname he gave to each living EXO-L's in the fandom.

And Sehun doesn't like it.

Aside from Baekhyun being a disgustingly unadorable and hyperactive puppy on the stage (particularly beside him since Jaewon put them together beside each other, how unlucky), Ending ment is also the moment of his life when he would tolerate the older's pestering antics. He has to maintain a straight expression and pretend he isn't bothered when Baekhyun would pinch his freaking nipple in front of 55,000 Japanese fans, not to mention those international fans living in Twitter. He swears the HQ previews Baekhyun molesting him are already out like a flash of lightning.

"Baekhyun, stop doing that," Sehun murmurs with a low groan as he scrunches his face in pure mortification. Baekhyun has his head leaning affectionately against Sehun's shoulder, while his arm is around Sehun's elbow clinging like a koala on a bamboo. "Get off of me, ugh! This is so uncomfortable."

Maybe Sehun had just lied at the last part of his sentence because well, it is not that uncomfortable. It is warm and fuzzy actually. But not that he's going to admit that. Ever.

"I want to hold you, though."

"Well, we don't feel the same way," Sehun mutters, sighing in exasperation. "Let go of my arm and just curl into a ball or something."

"But Baekhyun-hyung is cold, and Sehunnie is so warm," Baekhyun says, talking like a child in the most cutest voice possible. Sehun wants to throw up and gag because eew, Baekhyun's like, older than him for two years and several months. He's very illegal Sehun wants to punch him on the face at the same time tickle his chin---what? No. He didn't jut say that.

"Hyung is so tired... Can I stay like this forever?"

There's no forever, Sehun wants to blurt out, but he ends up keeping his thoughts to himself instead when he sees how Baekhyun's small eyes droop slowly, giving all his might to stay awake. They haven't been sleeping properly for about two weeks now since their Japanese debut and the exhaustion and fatigue are clearly evident on Baekhyun's face, Sehun notices. Baekhyun rubs his eyes and yawns.

"Baekhyun is really sleepy today," Junmyeon half-jokes half-tells the truth into the microphone as he glances at the singer, chuckling. There's an awww! coming from the audience when they see Baekhyun curling into a ball as he lies on the mass of confetti at the edge of the stage. The members are laughing out loud at the sight because they're thinking it's another one of Baekhyun's variety show for the fans.

A tiny pinch on his heart, and Sehun is walking over towards Baekhyun, shaking him by the shoulder. He feels a little bit embarrassed of Baekhyun sleeping on the stage, for pete's sake. When the older doesn't get up, Sehun hoists his arm up and carries him over his shoulder like a sack of rice. Baekhyun is limp like a vegetable as the younger holds him by the waist.

"Oh my god! Sehun carried him, oh my god! Asdfghjkl!"

"I need to take a picture of this!"

"Kyaaahh! Baekhyun looks like a doll!"

"Where is he taking him, oh my god! They're so cute!"

"I'm shipping them now!"

Sehun can clearly hear the loud squealing of fans as well as the obnoxious teasing of the members, damaging his eardrums. He sighs, ignoring the noisy crowd as he heads to the backstage since they are almost done with the concert anyway. Laying Baekhyun on the couch, he lightly kicks his ass with his pointy toes and clears his throat.

"Baekhyun, wake up." Sehun massages his forehead, folding his arms against his chest. He really hates Baekhyun for being a sleepyhead, especially now in their concert, out of all places, seriously? "Oh god. I can't believe this."

Baekhyun is completely dozed off.

"Wake up."

No response.

"I'm holding an ice cream."

Silence.

"Wake up. There's fire."

Snoozing sound.

"Look. I saw a minion!"

Baekhyun hastily shoots up, eyes enlarging like saucers as he yells, "Minion!? Where!? Where's the minion!?"

Kyungsoo walks inside the room and glares sharply at Baekhyun, mentally sending him to hell. Sehun just chuckles as he shakes his head, witnessing how Kyungsoo strangles Baekhyun's neck. Baekhyun lets out a whimpering noise, mercifully crying for help.

"Sehun! Save me!"

"No."

At least Kyungsoo is revenging for him, Sehun tells himself with a tiny smile as he stares at Baekhyun looking really adorable with a plastic pail shoved on his head.

"Sehun!"

"No."

Sehun really hates Baekhyun. And that's it.

(or maybe not.)

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END