Suho: Hello, class! I'm your teacher in mathematics and I'm rich.

Baekhyun: Hi, I'm your—teka! 'Yung eyeliner mo 'di pantay!

Kai: Hi, I'm your teacher in science. Now, let's talk about reproductive system. *lip bite*

D.O: I'm your teacher in culinary and excuse me at mukhang nasusunog na ang niluluto ko!

Chanyeol: Hi! *derps*
Students: *Lumabas*

Sehun: Hi guyth! Hithtory teachsher here!

Kris: I'm Kris Da Vinci and art is my style.

Tao: I'm your physical education and I'll teach you how to wushu today.

Xiumin: CLASS RECESS NA! KAIN TAYOOOO!

Students: Ang ganda ni ma'am.
Luhan: *walked out*

Lay: Saan nga ulit 'yung room? *kamot-ulo*

Meanwhile...

Chen: Tell everyone we don't have class.
Someone: Yes, principal!
Chen: kekekekeke!

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K! Waley hahaha