~everyone has logged on~

RichMommaSuho: so...how is everyone?

Baozibuns: I feel horrible

Kkaebsong: you always feel horrible Xiumin

HappyVirusChanyeol: Baekhyun-

ChickenLuver: I don't think I want to be in these chats for a while ...

~ChickenLuver has logged off~

DanchenMachine: we just started talking though-

Layschips: let him have some space, Chen

ILikeSteak: he's still upset about...

GoodGoodz: I think we all are

RichMommaSuho: well I made the chat so we can all be a little brighter, making things happier around the dorm. So, why don't we all go around and tell some interesting stories we never told each other before~

ILikeSteak: this sounds stupid 

RichMommaSuho: you're welcome to leave any time you want, Kyungsoo

DragonOppa: don't say that Suho, he's actually going to leave 

ILikeSteak: Kris knows me better than Suho, and he left. 

DragonOppa: ok- 

RichMommaSuho: ahem, ok, so does anyone want to go first? They should be nice, or maybe even funny stories? 

Kkaebsong: one time I saw Chen trying to fit his whole hand into a pringles can and then ended up getting his hand stuck so Xiumin hyung had to pull it off of Chen's hand and then Xiumin hyung fell on his butt and the pringle can was still on Chen's hand so Chen started banging the can which was still on his hand against the wall repeatedly and that's why there's a dent on the living room wall. 

RichMommaSuho: that's why there's a dent in the living room wall?!

YehetOhorat: I thought Chen said it was because Lay hyung hit his head on the wall at one point while he was here 

Layschips: I never hit my head on the wall 

DanchenMachine: jeez Lay you could have agreed- 

DanchenMachine: and you're suppose to tell stories about yourself, not of other people Baekhyun!

Kkaebsong: that wasn't specified 

DanchenMachine: Suho! 

RichMommaSuho: that is true Chen, I didn't specifically say it has to be a story about yourself 

DanchenMachine: I feel like you're all going against me 

GoodGoodz: the troll is being over-ruled by the others 

DanchenMachine: ... 

DragonOppa: by saying that Suho, everyone is just going to spill all the dirt they have on people.

PandaCrownz: I smell some drama happening? 

ILikeSteak: jeez, you guys and your drama 

DanchenMachine: we all already know you and Jongin are dating again, Kyungsoo..so you have some drama of your own. 

ILikeSteak: who told you that? 

DanchenMachine: it's obvious. 

ILikeSteak: well I don't want anyone in the dorm talking about me and Jongin's relationship because nothing is going on between us. 

GoodGoodz: does that mean Yifan, Tao, Yixing and I can all talk about it because we're not in the dorm? 

ILikeSteak: ok you know what

YehetOhorat: uh oh, penguin is getting angry 

ILikeSteak: I AM NOT A PENGUIN 

RichMommaSuho: haha okay everyone let's calm down...how about you tell us a funny or nice story, Kyungsoo? 

ILikeSteak: I have none 

Kkaebsong: oh come on Kyungsoo, you got to have at least one deep down in that dark soul of yours. What makes you laugh? 

ILikeSteak: nothing makes me laugh 

DanchenMachine: wow you're a mood killer 

ILikeSteak: at least I didn't get my hand stuck in a pringles can 

RichMommaSuho: oookaayyy, okay everyone, why don't you go and see how Jongin's doing, Kyungsoo? 

ILikeSteak: gladly 

~ILikeSteak as logged off~ 

Kkeabsong: they're doing it, I'm telling you they're doing  it 

HappyVirusChanyeol: yes Baekhyun I think we all clarified that we all know they are

GoodGoodz: One time I went to Yifan's house for a party he was holding and Tao was there as well and he was really drunk and went up to Yifan and jumped on his back and started shouting for Yifan to take him to the top of Mount Fuji because he insisted that we were in Japan, and whenever we told Tao we were still in China, he would deny anything we said. 

PandaCrownz: okay I don't want any stories about me being shared-

GoodGoodz: just shared one 

PandaCrownz: is there any way to delete messages? 

Layschips: I think you can delete messages off of your own phone, but I don't think that'll delete the message from everyone else's phone... 

PandaCrownz: damn it.. 

Baozibuns: haha that's so funny Luge....

Kkaebsong: wow, Xiumin hyung talking to Luhan hyung? 

GoodGoodz: honestly I'm surprised too 

YehetOhorat: you don't have to talk to him Minseok

DragonOppa: wow, when did you and Minseok get so close, calling him by his first name, not even saying hyung?

YehetOhorat: me and Minseok are closer then most of you may know ! 

RichMommaSuho: mhm

Baozibuns: it's nothing Suho, don't worry.. 

RichMommaSuho: yeah, I bet 

Kkaebsong: I can even sense the tense air in the dorm right now. Pick sides who you think would win if they were in a fight, Xiumin hyung or Suho hyung? 

HappyVirusChanyeol: okay we shouldn't answer that.. 

Baoizbuns: I...I don't want to fight with anyone.. 

Kkaebsong: it's an if question hyung 

RichMommaSuho: okay let's all just...have a game night instead of a story time to brighten up the atmosphere. Sorry for the people who are in China

GoodGoodz: it's okay, we can have ours here too 

PandaCrownz: twister? 

GoodGoodz: no because that will get sexual 

PandaCrownz: aw 

DragonOppa: why not we hold it at my place? 

Layschips: okay 

DragonOppa: okay then I'll clean up a bit 

~DragonOppa has logged off~ 

PandaCrownz: I guess I'll help him clean up 

Kkaebsong: so you're already at his house?

PandaCrownz: ... 

~PandaCrownz has logged off~ 

~GoodGoodz has logged off~ 

~Layschips has logged off~ 

RichMommaSuho: okay....well then...Chen, Baekhyun, why don't you two try finding some fun board games we can all play together? 

Kkaebsong: why not me and Chanyeol? 

RichMommaSuho: because Chanyeol is going to help me with the food to prepare. 

Kkaebsong: splitting me and my babe apart, I see you

~Kkaebsong has logged off~ 

DanchenMachine: Baekhyun and I don't agree on a lot of things so if you hear fighting it's because we're debating on what games we should play 

RichMommaSuho: if I hear screaming and smell fire I will come and deal with it 

DanchenMachine: okay good, cause last time it happened things got ugly 

~DanchenMachine has logged off~

RichMommaSuho: for the rest of us, we're making the food...Xiumin hyung if you want to help us and come out of your room then you're welcome to do that 

Baozibuns: mhm...I will, thank you Suho (: 

RichMommaSuho: no problem 

~RichMommaSuho has logged off~ 

~HappyVirusChanyeol has logged off~ 

YehetOhorat: so hyung

Baozibuns: no Sehun...please...leave me alone... 

YehetOhorat: but... 

Boazibuns: I am very tired, I'm going to sleep Sehun.. 

~Baozibuns has logged off~ 

YehetOhorat: ... 

~YehetOhorat has logged off~