Today was like any other Week A Tuesday. Agriculture with the ugly chickens and sheep, Hospitality but no cooking 'cause our class is crappy and our teacher prefers lovely textbooks -sarcasm duh-, English with Miss Peduno which I still adore even though she gave us a spelling list like some random twelvies and lastly my least favourite subject of all, Math. Ugh I'm lucky I made it through that bullcrap class.

''Mr grumpy gills get in the car already.'' Jen screamed from the driver's seat while I pouted recounting the day.

My phone buzzed while we were stuck in the usual after school traffic and it instantly put a smile on my face. Chace had been texting me throughout the day even though he was at university. That bad boy.

'' Who're you texting? Did you finally get a boyfriend?'' Jen wiggled her eyebrows trying to read the messages.

''Well I never! I would never cheat on my love, Boris!'' I grabbed my heart and looked at her like she was a three tongued rhino.

''Oh right right. I forgot about that sex God. I think it's time you broke up though. He's waaaay too good for you and I think he knows you like Chace.''

''Gasp! Did you tell him!?'' I slapped her arm and she giggled shaking her head.

''It was only right I would tell him. He deserves to know you no good cheater!''

''It's not cheating if I'm only looking.''

Our conversation ended there with us both knowing that was completely wrong. Cheating is cheating no matter what form. If you don't love a person completely you shouldn't date them. It's only right to date a person you completely love.

''So who is it anyway?''

''Who is what?'' I shook out of my thought.

''The text.'' She motioned her head towards my phone.

''Chace. He's been texting me all day.'' I smiled and blushed like a no good twelve year old One Direction fan.

'' OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH. He loves you! He wants your babies! You can name them Chommy and Tace!'' She squealed as we pulled into our street.

I cringed at the names. Who would come up with such ugly names. I would name my kids something like Logan, Skylar or Delilah or something cute. Not some random fan names. Ew.

''What're you two squealing about?'' Chace asked suddenly behind me as I was about to open the door.

''Holyshit Chace you scared the absolute shist out of us!!'' Jen yelled and slapped him over the head.

''Oww... Next time I'll remember that while you two are squealing and don't hear me calling you from the end of the driveway.''

''Don't you have classes?'' I turned to him as my keys fell to the ground.

'' Hm no I don't have classes past two on a Tuesday.'' He smiled and watched me as I started to bend to get the keys.

Jen coughed overly dramatically and glared at me. What was this girl on? Oh wait!!! Perfect chance to put my plan in motion! Mwahahah

I slowly bent over making sure my butt was right up as I grabbed the keys and looked up again to see him starring off down the street intently. Boo it didn't work! I thought I would make a very successful pornstar.

'' Stupid Jen.'' I grumbled and pushed my keys into the door and skipped happily inside, all grumbling aside.

I looked back to see Jen smacking Chace over the head again and him silently yelling at her back before they saw me and plastered smiles on their faces.

Weird.

''Anyone want some grub? I'm starving!'' I yelled form the kitchen, throwing my bag on the always ugly bench.

''Yes please~!'' They both chorused and were instantly sitting at the bench.

''You both realise cooking takes time right? It'll be about ten-fifteen minutes.''

''It's fine.''

''Bitch you better hurry with my food! Mumma don't like to wait!'' Out of the corner of my eyes I could see a small hand snapping a 'z'.

You can just guess who said what can't you? If not... Lord save your soul.

While I was putting the last of the stir fry ingredients in the wok I was cut off the house phone sounding throughout the house.

''Jen can you get that?'' I called to the other room where they had moved to after I kicked them out for constantly talking about how yummy it smelled and how loud their stomachs were grumbling.

''Tommy it's your mum!''

I ran so fast out of that kitchen and to the living room it was crazy. I swear I could barely see and I definitely could give a cheetah a run for its money. Geez I'm up myself a lot lately aren't I? Oh well! I'd say yolo but I hate that word with so much vengeance I could almost tear anyone apart who said it.

''Slow down speedy Gonzales! She's not going anywhere.'' Jen giggled and yelled a goodbye to mum as she handed me the phone.

''I'll keep an eye on the food.'' Chace nodded and made his way to the kitchen.''

''Hey mum! What's up? How's it? Have you had the surgery? Are you having it soon? When is it? Are they treating you nicely? They're not mean are they?'' I rushed out and heard mum gigging on the other end.

''No mum. My first day of school was fine.'' She burst out laughing and I could hear Jen snickering beside me.

''Go away Jen stop eavesdropping! You freaking pig rooter!'' I pushed her away and she fell on the couch still laughing.

'' I see you haven't changed much.'' Mum sighed.

''You're saying it as if that's a bad thing.''

''Of course it's not honey. I'd still love you if you were selling your small butt to every guy on the corner for two dollars. What's it you and Jen say? Two dollah sucky sucky?''

''Dear Lord mum please... never ever everEVER say that again. There are some things a mum should never say no matter how cool they are.''

''What did she say? You're mum's cool enough to say anything.'' Jen threw her dirty sock at me and it hit me right on the nose.

''Ewwww Jen get your ranky socks into the washing machine! She said two dollah sucky sucky.'' I shook my head disappointedly before I heard someone choke from the kitchen followed by Jen bursting out laughing so hard she actually fell off the couch and rofl'd.

''She-She what? Good one MummaVerlane! Good one! You okay Chace?''

''Yeah. Just listened in at the wrong time.'' Chace coughed and I shook my head again.

''Chace? The boy you like Chace? OH EM GEE baby! Why didn't you tell me!? No sex on the couch! Make sure he uses protection! You know how to put a condom on someone right? I swear if you end up pregnant I will punch you in the stomach!'' I blushed so red I could probably blend into a tomato sauce bottle.

'' I know how to put a condom on and boys can't even get pregnant- HEY! What makes you think I won't top him! I'm man enough! I'll have him on his knees and begging for me!'' I yelled and heard another coughing fit from the kitchen and Jen's ever boastful laughter from the floor.

'' Baby- Baby! Don-Don't make me laugh! You? Top Him!?'' Jen pointed to the kitchen and cried on the ground, she seriously cried !

Thankfully Chace couldn't see Jen pointing to the kitchen but I'm sure he heard the conversation. He probably thinks I'm a whore. Maybe he thinks I actually do two dollar sucky suckies. My life is over.

''Aww honey I can basically feel you pouting stop. I know you can't get pregnant but I was serious. Don't do it on the couch! I've got to go now! I just wanted to call you before surgery! Love you baby!'' The line went dead after mum made kissy noises.

''Love you too mum.'' I whispered and put the phone down.

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The night went on as usual. Moaning at the dinner table, me blushing, Jen teasing, Chace being all Godly and not realising. Normal stuff.

'' Baby put on a movie.'' Jen yawned and wiggled her feet that were resting on my lap.

'' What do you wanna watch?''

'' How about we let Chace pick tonight. I'm so pooped I can't even think straight.'' She wiggled her eyebrows at me at the word 'straight'.

Women.

''I'm fine with anything.'' Chace followed Jen's yawning spree and rested his head on the arm rest of our U shape brown couch.

'' How about Red Dog?'' I asked as I jumped up and looked for my USB.

'' What's that about?'' They both asked.

'' Ponies. It's about ponies in Neverland.'' I rolled my eyes and plugged my usb into our flat screen tv.

'' Great. Always liked ponies!'' Jen clapped her hands and jumped up and down on the couch.

''I thought you were tired?''

''No one is ever too tired at the mention of ponies!''

'' Whatever.'' I fell onto the couch and yawned.

An hour later and I was sniffling into my grey hoody sleave. I don't know why I watched this movie when I know I always cry. Stupid dog. Why's it gotta die? Everyone loves dogs so why movie guy!? Why!?

'' Awww baby are you crying?'' Jen cooed and wrapped me in a hug.

''No! '' My voice broke and I almost kicked myself in the face for being unmanly.

'' It's okay you know? He's with all his friends and with John now.'' She pat my head and I sniffled more before pushing her away and pouting.

'' Stop babying me.''

''Then stop being a baby.''

'' Wha-who-what!? I'm not a baby!'' I growled and tackled her off the couch.

'' Okay kiddies it's time for bed.'' Chace laughed and pulled us apart before I could rip out Jen's hair.

'' Party pooper.'' I groaned as he picked me up and threw me over his shoulder then did the same with Jen on the other side.

Jen wiggled her brows at me as she went to reach for Chace's butt. I went to slap her hand away but she moved it and smiled evily as my hand smacked his butt.

'' I'm not a horse I won't go faster.'' Chace positioned me better on his shoulder and his hand was now resting almost on my butt making my eyes go wide.

''Go Shrek Go!'' Jen squealed as I tried to contain a moan from Chace's slightly moving hand.

My body is sensitive and I'm a moaner. Sue me.

''Ugh'' Jen groaned as she was thrown onto her bed and we exited to my room where he did the same thing to me.

''Humph. Where's my snake balloon?'' I pouted.

''What?'' Chace stared at me like I was the three tongued rhino.

''Shrek got Fiona a snake balloon right? I think I deserve one after you threw me over your shoulder like a big ol' hulk.

''So you're saying you're a big green girl who falls in love with me but almost marries a midget man with a hairy chest, a bob cut and a name that sounds like fuck wad?'' He raised an eyebrow at me before taking his shirt off and walking to his bag.

'' Considering how Fiona and Shrek end up I wouldn't mind it.'' I whispered to myself and rolled up into my blankets sighing.

''Huh?'' Chace called from his bag.

''I said make me the balloon and I'll consider it.'' I grinned and stuck my tongue out.

'' Yeah sure whatever. I'll get right on it... as soon as you kiss a frog and turn that into a balloon for me, Fiona.'' He chuckled and climbed into my bed next to me.

'' I actually think it was the other way around but I don't like frogs so you can still have the frog one.'' I turned the lamp off beside my bed and heard him laugh softly before I fell asleep into a wonderful dream about donkey dragon hybrid babies.

Gotta Love Tuesdays.

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A/N

Okay Guys! You saw how horrific those baby names were for their babies! We need cute couple names for Tommy and Chace and Chace and Lilly ;o

What do you think their babies really would be named?

And Oh My Glob you amazing people!! This book made it to top 100 in both Humour and Romance today!! I honestly thought this book wouldn't be that popular and most people wouldn't get this excited but I'm like dying of happiness right now. Noob author I know -.-

Oh! I also wanted to thank all the people who offered names for Drake's last name! Sorry I couldnt reply to everyone but I hope you know im super thankful!

C o m m e n t V o t e F o l l o w ♥