I groaned and burrowed under Chace’s back trying to use him as a buffer from the banshee screaming in my house. He obviously didn’t appreciate it though as his body bent at an odd angle and his back cracked as I successfully got half my body underneath him.

‘’Tommy. You’re going to die.’’

And I certainly was. Chace is heavy as fuck!

‘’Get off of me fatty!’’ I wriggled beneath him and he had the nerve to laugh. He laughed!

‘’Tommy!’’ The banshee screeched again and I could almost feel my eardrums tearing apart and bleeding.

‘’Make it stop!’’ I whined and thumped Chace on the back as he rolled off me and fell to the floor.

‘’Tommy!’’

There were a chorus of groans from within the room. I think Boris and Benny even groaned. Woah. They both start with B and I’m pretty sure I named anything else I ever owned with a B.

‘’Tommy!’’

Okay. Bad one-track mind. Bad.

‘’What Jen!?’’

‘’Your- your mu- your mum!’’ She crashed through the room and almost tripped on Chace as she barrelled onto my bed and panted for breath.

‘’What about mum?’’ My heart panicked.

Nothing went wrong with the surgery right? She didn’t die right? I can’t live without my mum. She’s my world.

‘’She- she-‘’

‘’Spit it out!’’ I screamed as Chace got back up of the ground and rubbed circles into my lower back.

‘’She’s coming home!’’

‘’When!? Now? Can she see? Did something go wrong? I thought she was staying for longer?’’

‘’Slow down. She’s catching a flight tomorrow. She’s wearing bandages but the surgery went well. She wants you to be the first person she sees and said she can’t stay there with her baby at home making babies and giving birth without his mother there to help catch the baby.’’

‘’Oh my god she’s coming home! And as if I’d go into labour without her here. What does she take me for? I’d keep that baby in until she was right there.’’

‘’We’re making babies?’’ Chace chirped in and stopped rubbing my back.

‘’How do you feel about the names Bianca and Bob?’’

‘’Twins?’’

‘’Yeah.’’

‘’Well, I think we should brew on those names.’’ He gave Jen a ‘what the hell is he thinking’ look and went back to rubbing my back.

‘’Now get up Tommy we’re gonna be late for school and Chace is already late for his classes.’’

A string of curses were breathed through the room as Chace raced his way around the room picking up his clothes and finding something to wear.

No! We did not sleep together….we just like sleeping in nothing but our boxers. Maybe less in the near future. Don’t judge us!

I can’t please everyone.

‘’I’ll pick you up.’’ He quickly kissed me on the lips and ran out the door.

‘’Okay.’’ I smiled at his back as he made his way out of sight and prepared myself for another day in hell.

Okay. So school isn’t that bad but it was pretty bad. I tripped on at least twelve stairs and almost fell into my chair in the cafeteria. Drake certainly didn’t let me live it down and Chris was giggling away as he cooed and fluttered around.

The little fiend kept dropping hints about him knowing about Chace and I, but I already knew. I definitely wasn’t going to play nice and let him know this though. I have payback to get for him and Jen playing with us.

‘’So Drake.’’ I took a sip of my apple juice and he lifted an eyebrow. ‘’Have you and Chris banged yet?’’

Chris choked on air, Jen started a coughing fit as her strawberry milk came out her nose and Drake just looked away unimpressed but karma bit me in the ass with his reply.

‘’We have.’’ He shrugged carelessly as he watched the failing attempt at a Christmas display in the quad.

I could feel my nose burning and my throat aching as my apple juice assaulted my lungs sending me into a fit of coughs. Chris looked redder than ever and completely at a loss of words at his…his Drake’s reply. I think Jen had died somewhere along the way of her noisy coughing because her head was rested against the grated metal table and her body slumped. She could have at least died quietly. I was getting to something.

‘’So…so you guys aren’t just a ship of my fangirling imagination anymore?’’ I stared between them both and noticed Drake hadn’t had any bruises from fighting recently.

That must be Chris’ handy work.

‘’Why do you think I live with Chris?’’ His eyebrow rose again as he looked like he was contemplating my stupidity.

‘’But… but you moved in with Chris back in like year seven!’’

That’s more than five years ago! They kept this from us for five years!? How dare they!?

My eyebrows furrowed in anger as Drake’s became taunting and Chris looked just about ready to join Jen who was groaning on the table.

‘’So?’’

‘’Drake you can’t do that to gay boy like me! You can’t just simply drop a bomb that my speculations have been correct for years! Chrissy! You’re in trouble too!’’ I pointed my finger at him and his contacted green eyes shot open and he slumped before running off at the sound of the bell. ‘’Hey!’’

Thankfully it was Friday and my Fridays finished extremely early at school. 11:15 was a great time to end but considering I stayed for lunch I was here until 11:45.

My phone chirped with a message and a huge smile wormed its way onto my face as a message from Chace lit up.

‘I’ll meet u out front. I’m 2 mins out.’

‘K.’

‘Don’t you K dot me.’

‘Eyes on the road.’ Thankfully he didn’t reply and hopefully kept his eyes on the road.

He definitely wasn’t two minutes away because I listened to two songs before he could get here. That’s at least six minutes. Liar.

Unforgivable.

‘’Hey Tommy.’’ He smiled wide before handing me a large bag of gummy bears.

Forgiven.

‘’Thankyou.’’ I quickly leaned over and kissed his cheek but he grabbed the back of my neck and turned his face so that his lips devoured mine.

Sneaky asshole.

‘’You’re welcome.’’ He laughed as I huffed breathlessly and went about opening packaged heaven.

I could basically feel Chace’s eyes drifting between the road and me as I moaned each time I took one of those heaven sent bears into my mouth.

I laughed hard when he let out a particularly loud groan when I started to exaggerate my moaning just a little. I wasn’t writhing around and running my hands all over my chest while panting or anything…. I promise…

‘’If you don’t stop now your mother’s fears may come true.’’ He was basically pleading.

As usual, I couldn’t help my self and kept going. Only louder.

That’s when Chace pulled his car over, carelessly turning his hazard lights on and pouncing.

Oh shit.

I'm thinking of putting this story back to fortnightly updates or monthly. From what I can gather from votes and comments (compared to my other books) this one is less popular.