Person A: Couldn't we do something... I don't know... normal for date night? Just once?

Person B: *Gasps* Is watching water insects through upside-down binoculars from a tiny rowboat not romantic enough for you? Would you rather go out to a fancy dinner? Or sit under the stars?

Person A: Um yeah, both of those sound like preferable ways to spend time with you. I mean, I'll-

Person B: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY PARENTS FELL IN LOVE IN A TINY ROWBOAT!

Person A: Um, I was about to say that I'll take what I can get, but the stories you've told me about your parents are really starting to not add up.