[Yoongi and his mom's chat]

Yoongi:
Mom, Taehyung is sleeping over with a boy

Mom:
My heaven!

Mom:
They are finally back together?!! what took their asses so long

Yoongi:
What the fuck mom?
You're supposed to ground him or smth why the hell do I get grounded for crashing my car?

Mom:
Oh come on, be happy for your brother.
Jeongguk is such a sweet kid.

Yoongi:
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
This is ridiculous
You know what? whatever okay

Yoongi:
I'm going to go sleep over with someone too

Yoongi:
Probably sleep with them too while i'm at it, since he is such a SWEET kid

Mom:
Yoongi!
Come back right here now

Yoongi:
Oh right
that sweet Jeongguk of yours was the one to crash my car

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