
evolto(and friends) in.......honkai?! pt.4
Tempest:...*yawns*...what time is it?...
6:47
Tempest:nrrgh(stretches) man I slept like a rock.....(looks to see shifter in....a wired sleeping position)
Shifter/blake:zzzz
Tempest:"how can he sleep like that?"....where evo?...he must of woke up early...huh that rare...well he does have to deal with lappland coming home drunk time to time....and he does overwork himself..
(Flashback)
Tempest:(walks in evolto/me lab) yo evo i was wondering if-(sniff before gaging) ugh that smell!...!! Jesus evo!
Evolto/me:! Huh?! Who said-...oh it you *yawns* hey man...
Tempest:how long where you here for fuck sake man?!
Evolto/me:uhh...(still semi sleep) 2...no 3, 3 days.
Tempest:.....
Evolto/me:ow! Ow! Ow! Ooow!
Tempest:your getting in the shower then your gonna get some sun!
(End of flash back)
Tempest:...*sighs*...*sniff*...what that smell....wait...if evo is doing what I think he is doing...then we are gonna have a fucking great start already!
(Meanwhile)
Evolto/me:*hums* now to cook the Patty's!
(The video shows what Evolto/me is making)
Tempest:I knew it! Bro what are you making?
Evolto/me:hmm? Oh well good morning to you too, and I'm making a burger stake(smirk)
Shifter/blake:*yawns* what that smell?..evolto you cook?
Evolto/me:well I am married to a hungry hunter after all so I have to satisfy her, and plus it a Lil hobby I do beside research both of you sit down it just about done
(However....they didn't realize the bottomless pit of Kiana)
Kiana:*sniff* *sniff*...I smell something....and it smells good!
(Back to the group)
Tempest:welp thanks for the meal!...*bites*.....
Evolto/me:....you good dude?
Shifter/blake:....(looks at meal worried)
Tempest:....(scarf down) this is soo fucking good! (Point at evolto/me) you coming with me when i do a barbecue next time! (Continue to chow down)
Shifter/blake:...(takes a bite)...this is incredible...you made this bruh?
Evolto/me:yeah why? Is it really that good?
Tempest:bro this is like heaven! No wounder your wife is so clingy to you!
Evolto/me:...huh....you think I should open up a restaurant?
Tempest:if you can't then you can come to one of mine as a side job
Evolto/me:ight cool
(The door burst open)
Kiana:I know there food here! I smell it!
Mei:Kiana you can't just burst into people's dorms! (Chase after her)
Bronya:the idiotka isn't listening, thinks too much with her stomach
Kiana:shut bronya!....wait....odd eyes?
Evolto/me:*sigh* why did you barge into our dorm tuna breath?(slightly annoyed)
Kiana:I smelled food here,did Tempest make this?
Tempest:I wish! Evo was the one who made it
Kiana:odd eyes...made this?....your joking
Evolto/me:what you think I couldn't? Wow guess bronya right, you can only think with your stomach (smirk)
Kiana:why you!...ugh! I bet it not as good as mei-senpai cooking (takes on of the burger stakes from)
Evolto/me:ey! Those were for next time!
Kiana:*chomps*......
Mei:Kiana?...
Kiana:....*eats the whole thing in 3 seconds *
Evolto/me:holy- slow down!
Kiana:this is fucking good!(muffled)
Mei:don't talk with your mouth full Kiana!
Bronya:the idiotka is too occupied shoving the food down her throat
Shifter/blake:heh! Guess she...'ate'....her word eh?
Evolto/me:....and now that finished eating and hearing that God awful pun I'm outta here, you can deal with mr.sloth here(point at shifter before leaving)
Tempest:...meh(Continue eating)
(Timeskip...chibi Tempest reading a book with kivat on his shoulder)
Himeko:I'm glad all of you made it
Evolto/me:hey we said we came to help and that what we will do
Tempest:evo right, we aren't just sit around and waste time
Shifter/me:say the word bruh and we will deal with it!
Himeko:...(smiles) Thank you...as i was saying we will be recovering a person her name is Wendy
Bronya: bronya knows wendy.....
Evolto/me:...."we will prevent her death...."...*grips*...."I swear"...
(Pat)
Evolto/me:!
Mei:are you alright?
Evolto/me:..I'm fine...(smirks) just a bit annoyed at fish breath barging in and taking some of the food I made.
Kiana:ugh! Stop calling me fish breath!
Evolto/me:heh! Only when you stop eating fish like crazy
Tempest:so how are we gonna get to this wendy girl?
Kiana:how do you know wendy a she?
Tempest:....ok her name is wendy....it a girl name...
Bronya:the idiotka is too stupid to know
Kiana:oi!
Himeko:enough! We have to also clear the area of houkai as well in order to get to her otherwise we may as well lose her to anti-entropy because she has what otherwise is known as the gem of desire and it is a herrscher core
Evolto/me:well do we have the coordinates?
Himeko:of course, why would you ask?
Evolto/me:well so that the other two that I mention the other day can meet us there
Himeko:I'm not sure if they well be able to make in time
Tempest:trust us they will, you'd be surprised on how fast they can be
Himeko:very well, I'll give you the coordinates
Evolto/me:got it...aannd send! There they should have the coordinates
Himeko:alright let head out!
(Meanwhile)
Crimson:...
(Beep)
Crimson:hmm?...(reads message)
[Operation hurricane is a go! Coordinates....]
Crimson:Ryan!
Ryan:what?
Crimson:it time, let move out!
Ryan:oh boy! I get to bash some skulls~
Crimson:.....you need to tone that down...to 11...
Ryan:whateves~ i was getting bored! And my baby was getting hungry(Holds out his bat)
Crimson:*sigh*
(Meanwhile on hyperion)
Evolto/me:(checks driver)hmm all good..."and got the dragon evolbottle if things go dicey"....how about you tempest?
Tempest:all good right kivat?
Kivat:indeed!
Kiana:.....how is that thing talking?
Kivat:uhwah?! Thing?! I am no thing! I am kivat and tempest partner child!
Kiana:child?!
Mei:can you two stop please?
Shifter/blake:nah keep going this is amusing(smug)
Bronya:bronya has a question for the subject brandon...
Evolto/me:hmm what is it?
Bronya:how do you do not get infected by the honkai energy? The subject tempest and blake have high honkai energy resistance but yet you have none?
Mei:wait he doesn't?
Kiana:then why are you even here then?! Your in a huge risk!
Evolto/me:hah! I'm not actually
Mei:how so?
Evolto/me:I have this chemical in my cells called nebula or nebulan
Bronya: tempest and blake talk to us about it
Evolto/me:ah then you know it similar to honkai energy in a sense correct?
Mei:correct we do
Evolto/me:well it basically protects me from it, it basically like your honkai energy resistance and it will keep it from infecting me
Kiana:so you basically have like what? A cure or an immunity to the honkai energy?
Tempest:....who are you and what have you done with Kiana?
Kiana:ack! I am Kiana you idiot!
Evolto/me:....are you sure about that?
Kiana:yes!
Evolto/me:....anyways moving on...Kiana...(whisper) surprisingly....is correct! It is in a sense an immunity for me and I slowy get stronger as I use it
Bronya:thank you for the information the bronya is thankful
Tempest:...."we don't know if that bronya speaking or if it anti-entropy"....
Himeko:we are here! This is the drop zone!
Evolto/me:well? You guys ready?
Kiana:born ready!
Mei:I am ready
Bronya:the bronya is combat ready
Shifter/blake:well let's break a leg!
Tempest:let go kivat
Kivat:GABU!
Tempest:henshin!
(Tempest becomes kiva)
Kiva:last one there a rotten egg!
Evolto/me:heh yeah right!
(Timeskip of evolto/me giving ear scratches to lappland)
Evolto/me:yeesh this place is down in the slums
Tempest:no kidding
Mei:let hope we can make it to wendy on time
Shifter/blake:so can anyone explain who wendy is?
Evolto/me:..."I already know who she is....surprisingly an almost an identical look of that drunken bard, but more kind and is an actual girl"
Himeko:wendy wendy was a valkyrie who had the gem of desire placed into her though it had made her unable to use her legs anymore
Kiva:for real?..."I know it already...but we have to act ignorant"...
Bronya:she cannot walk...her legs...no longer function...
Evolto/me:...(Pats her head)
Bronya:!!
Evolto/me:we will get to her bronya, and I'll personally see to it that she will walk again, you have my word (smiles)
Kiva:yeah evo here isn't really one to go back on his word, if he says he'll do it then he will do it
Bronya:...(slightly smiles) the bronya thanks you
Evolto/me:no problem!..this looks like the place
Mei:yeah your right, let find her
(15 minutes later)
Kiva:...what was that?...hello? Anyone there? (Opens a door)...wendy? Hello?...
???:are...are you here for me?
Kiva:!!"I see her!" Yeah I'm here for you wendy, hyperion sent us to get to you
Wendy:hyperion?
Kiva:yeah me and my friends are here to get you out of here, is there anything I can use to help you get out of here?
Wendy:there should be a wheel chair here...
Kiva:...got it!...ok imma lift you up, on 3....1...2...3!
Wendy:...thank you....
Kiva:...(Grabs comms) I found wendy, I'll send the location to you
Evolto/me(comms):gotcha!
Kiva:...hey wendy?
Wendy:...hmm?
Kiva:I heard you couldn't walk right?
Wendy:yeah sadly.....why? Where you hoping for that?
Kiva:wha? No...I was actually going to ask.....how would you feel if you could walk again?
Wendy:...happy....
Kiva:well then....looks like you will be able to soon when this is over
Wendy:you...you mean it?
Kiva:yup there a guy who will be able to let you walk again, In fact you just heard me spoke to him just a minute ago
Wendy:...*sniff*...
Kiva:wendy what wrong?
Wendy:...*sniff* i-i get to walk again?...(tears) t-thank you!
(Hugs)
Kiva:!!.....your welcome wendy(return the hug)
(Here you go tempest! You basically comfort her)
(10 minutes later)
Evolto/me:....it seems like you two are here....this is wendy?
Kiva:yup! Wendy, this is the guy I told you about.
Wendy:really?...are you gonna get me to walk again?
Evolto/me:...yeah...yeah I am kid...(Pat her head) you will be able to walk again after this is all over
Wendy:if this is a dream...I don't want to wake up...
Bronya:...wendy....
Mei:...! Honkai energy just spiked! We got incoming!
Kiana:come on! I thought we got rid of them all!
Evolto/me:tempest keep her safe
Kiva:got it wendy, I'll keep you safe with me until the houkai are delt with
Wendy:mmh
Evolto/me:it time for the evolution!
[EVOL DRIVER~!]
[COBRA~! RIDER SYSTEM~! EVOLUTION~!]
[ARE YOU READY~?!]
Evolto/me:henshin...
[COBRA~ COBRA~ EVOL COBRA~!...FUWAHAHAHA~!]
evolto/me:come on you punks show me what you got! (Holds out steamblade)
Kiana:we got some b class here!
Shifter/blake:bunch of zombies here too....these guys are small time!(smirk)
Evolto/me:time to remove the obstacles!
(30 minutes later...no fight scene right now)
Kiana:*huff* is that all of them?
Evolto/me:...yeah...seems like it...."this is where it happens...where are you Crimson? Ryan?"...
Kiva:you ok wendy?
Wendy:yes I'm ok
Shifter/blake:*yawns* mission accomplished
Kiana:hey aunt himeko is hyperion ready?
Himeko:stop calling me that! Kids these days.... stay where you are and get ready to board
Bronya:wendy...sorry...
Wendy:it fine bronya, you did nothing wrong...
Himeko:! Honkai energy reaction detected!....is it from the gem of desire inside wendy?
Kiva:..."it starting...."...
Evolto/me:..."this is it!"
Himeko:wait the readings of honkai energy are off the charts 1500 hw....2000 hw...holy!! What the hell going on?!
Wendy:2000 hw huh....with that power...I won't need two shots to crush hyperion!
Mei:miss wendy...what are you talking about?
Wendy:you hypocrites!I hate you!...all of you!I can't wait to kill all of you...hehe...AHAHAH-
(Chop)
Evolto/me:night night kid...
Wendy:..ughh...
Mei:what did you...
Kiva:he just knocked her out...."nice save evo" she is fine...
Himeko:...honkai energy is dropping...that was close
Evolto/me:too close...now....bronya
Bronya:??
Evolto/me:time to remove the virus in you
Kiana:v-virus?!
Evolto/me:I had a feeling something was off...and I was correct...you have a lot tech with you bronya, and that tech currently is compromised!
Bronya:.....
Mei:bronya?
Himeko:what are you talking about?
Kiva:he means that anti-entropy is left a little surprise for us...bronya...stand down...so we can get rid of it...
Bronya:...
???:[daughter it time to collect the third herrscher]
Bronya:yes...mother...
(Chop)
Bronya:!!....
Evolto/me:sorry it looks like you forgot about tempest...cocolia!
Cocolia:[!!...troops disable cloaking]
(Many of the anti-entropy troops suddenly appear)
Mei:! Anti-entropy?! Here?!
Evolto/me:they thought they could hide from me? Heh! I knew you guys were hiding like a bunch of cockroaches!
Kiana:you knew?! Why didn't you tell us?!
Kiva:because if we did they would know! And we would have blown our chances!
Himeko:hang on we will be there soon! Just try to-
Kiana:aunt himeko?!
Evolto/me:they jammed the signal! Tch!
[Blizzard steam!]
Evolto/me:cool off why don't you!
(Evolto incase a group of mechas)
Shifter/blake:I'll deal with them just go!
Mei:! We can't jus-
Evolto/me:he can take them don't worry, right now we have to worry about you, wendy and bronya right now because they are targeting you! Tempest grab wendy now!
Kiva:got it! (Picks up wendy) I got you, I got you...
Kiana:I got bronya!
Evolto/me:you ain't getting them you bitch!
(Use transtream pistol to make a smoke screen and a anti-entropy mecha strike the smoke only to find nothing and is soon stabbed by a void tendril)
Shifter/blake:Heya you didn't forget about me now did you?...now....you guys ready for a good time?...I am!
(Meanwhile)
Crimson:...hm?
[WE NEED YOU ASAP THEY ARE HERE!]
crimson:shit! Ryan we need to hurry!
Ryan:fuck fuck fuck!
(With the group)
(Slash)
Evolto/me:...stay back you buckets of bolts!
(One of the mech Grabs evolto/me but is soon hit and turns to dust)
Evolto/me:nrgh alright my friends it time to help!
(Tosses a few smash bottles in the air and they explode and reveal 4 smashers)
Kiana:what are they?!
Kiva:they are smashers! They are like the houkai but they obey evolto and aren't a threat to us, now move!
Mei:but what about-
Evolto/me:I'll catch up just go!...besides...I need to blow off some steam!...(pulls out the dragon evolbottle)...it best if you go...trust me(smirks behind mask)
Mei:...alright...
Kiva:give them hell!....(leaves)
Evolto/me:oh I'll do just that!
Cocolia:[you won't be able to save them just give up and give them to us, they will be put to goo-]
Evolto/me:SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH!
Cocolia:[! How dare-]
Evolto/me:how dare i?! No...how dare you?!...I know what you are planning...I won't let wendy...bronya or Mei be used by you!...I won't let wendy die....she doesn't deserve this...and yet...you were gonna take her life?...I don't think so...
[DRAGON~! RIDER SYSTEM~! EVOLUTION ~!]
[ARE YOU READY~?!]
evolto/me:...henshin...
[DRAGON~ DRAGON~ EVOL DRAGON~!...FUWAHAHAHA~!]
Evolto/me:evol...phase 2...complete...now....it time to count you fucking sins!
[CLOSE BEATER!]
Mei:?! What was that?!
Kiva:...looks like evo is pisst...he'll be fine let go
Himeko:-an---c---can you hear me?! Anyone?!
Mei:! Himeko we hear you!
Himeko:thank god! Is everyone alright?!
Kiana:blake and brandon stayed behind and are holding them off!
Himeko:tch! We are heading to you what your location?!
Mei:I'm sending them to you right now! Hurry! I don't know how long they will last fighting them off!
Kiva:blake and evo will be fine
Kiana:how do you know?! They could be dead righ-
(Slap)
Kiva:don't you dare say that! Evo and blake can take care of themselves! They been worse situation then this! If they could not have Handel this, then I would not have let them even think of the idea!...trust them...please...
Kiana:...ok....I will...sorry...
Kiva:it fine....this happens to people...you just thought what you thinking was best...himeko how long till you arrive?
Himeko:15 minutes at best....
Kiva:good...hopefully our two other friends who didn't arrive will appear soon
Mei:blake and brandon?
Kiva:no...Ryan and Crimson...
Kiana:were those two the ones you guys talked about?....! Head up!
Kiva:...! Well it took you sweet as time to get here you two....Crimson...ryan....
Crimson:apologize for the delay....we had to deal with some houkai pests
Ryan:and I was able to get some kill streaks!
Kiva:well now that your here we just have to wait for-
(More anti mechas appeared)
Mei:! Nrgh they just don't know when to stop!
Kiana:learn when to take no for an answer! Leave us alone!
Kiva:Crimson!
Crimson:right! Light, may you be released from the ends of the world. Split the heavens and tether the earth, anchor of the storm! Rhongomyniad!
Mei:that spear!
Kiana:he just meteor slammed them!
Crimson:...*sighs* apologize if any dust got in your eyes...
Ryan:(whistle) way to make an entrance~
Crimson:quite
Evolto:yo! You two finally made it!
Mei:brandon! Your ok!
Evolto/me:what you think I would not able to Handel myself? You wound me Mei
Shifter/blake:*sigh* thoses guys were annoying as hell! I'm beat!
Evolto/me:lazy ass
Shifter/blake:ey I just like to sleep alright!
Kiana:glad it over
Evolto/me:NO DONT SAY THAT!
Kiana:huh? Why-hurk!(get sent back)
Mei:Kiana!
Bronya:must bring the 3rd and 4th herrschers to "mama"....
Evolto/me:shit! This is why you never say that shit Kiana! You just jixn us danmit! I'll deal with bronya!
Mei:we can help-!...tempest?
Kiva:no...let him do this...
Mei:but!....
Evolto/me:cocolia...if you can hear me...imma make you pay for what you done! Nrraaaghh!
Mei:ngh! "I was barely able to withstand that shockwave...how strong are you brandon...and what pain did you go though to act like this?"
Hot:he Is hiding something
Mei:"what do you mean?!"
Hot:...he is not fully human...
Mei:.....
Evolto/me:....now....are you ready for this deadly experiment?
Bronya:engaging target...
(As a volley of energy projectile are sent to evolto he either cut,blocks or dodges them before gut punching bronya and then grabs project bunny cannon and crushing it before jumping back to avoid it bladed arm)
Evolto/me:I ain't messing around....you want to see how strong I am? I'll show you! (Charges and tanks a couple of projects bunny strikes)
Kiana:why isn't he blocking them?!
Kiva:...so your doing that eh? Like hell!
(Tempest hands wendy to Crimson)
Kiva:keep her safe
Crimson:got it
Kiva:bronya!
Bronya:! Additional targeted detected
Evolto/me:template? I said that i-
Kiva:shut it you were gonna gonna use close beater special attack and we ain't risking putting bronya in recovery for a month!
Evolto/me:!...i...
Kiva:I get it, your pisst, but don't let it blind you danmit!...let me do this...(pulls out a purple whistle)
Evolto/me:...!....alright....
Kiva:bronya...this is gonna hurt in the morning...so....sorry (shrugs before placing the whistle into kivat mouth)
Kivat:dogga hammer!
(A war horn is heard)
Mei:that noise....
(Tempest soon changes into his dogga form)
Kiva:this may sting a bit bronya(Grabs dogga hammer)
Bronya:eliminating target...
(Tempest dodges and blocks the strikes with his hammer before striking bronya head on with his hammer)
Kiva:ragh!
Bronya:!!....
Kiva:Just a few more....
(Tempest blocks even more of project bunny strikes before landing a few hits on it and disabling it)
Kiva:time to end this(pulls out a red whistle then inserting it to kivat mouth)
Kivat:WAKE UP!
(Flute noise)
(The hammer is covered in purplish red energy before being used)
Kiva:HAA!
bronya:k!!
Kiva:...sorry bronya....you'll wake up soon...
Evolto/me:...and looks like you did it in time...look...
Himeko:...we're here! Get aboard now!
(Hyperion soon leaves)
Evolto/me:...*sigh* we made it....
Himeko:we are treating bronya with her virus....thank you for letting us know brandon...
Evolto/me:it fine...how wendy?
Himeko:how about you see for yourself you two?
(Awhile later)
Tempest:....wendy?
Wendy:...i-
Tempest:it ok...you weren't in control....it was the gem fault...
Wendy:...I'm sorry...(tears up) i- I almost got everyone in trouble and almost killed! I- i...
(Pat)
Wendy:!
Evolto/me:it just as Tempest said...it wasn't you.. it the gem fault...and hey I said I keep my word didn't I?
Wendy:!!...thank you....thank you! (Crys as she hugs both of them)...UHWAAA!
evolto/me:there there...let it out...
Tempest:it gonna be ok wendy
I promise
(Meanwhile)
Cocolia:....DANMIT!
(thrashes her office)
Cocolia:HOW DID THEY KNOW?!....how.....you'll pay...I'll make sure of it!....!
(Flashback)
Evolto/me:now.....IT TIME TO COUNT YOUR FUCKING SINS!
(end of Flashback)
Cocolia:.....my sins....
(Aaannd scene! Whoo and so conclude another chapter! And over 3000 words too! I hope you enjoyed this and pls vote on the next world when we are done with the honkai saga...till then...ciao~!)
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