Chapter 4.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY(Wait, her name's Enoby now?) nut mary su (Do you even know what a Mary Sue is? If so, you'd know) OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! (Like a love sick slave?) dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

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"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" (Good question. Why are you kidnapping her?)

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.(How do you do something curiously? Do you twist your body into a question mark? How do you even do that?)

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. (We already got that you were angry)

"Ebony?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (of course) (he was wearing color contacts(gods forbid his eyes would ever be a different color than red) )which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. (1. How can you see that when he's wearing contacts. 2. If his eyes are filled with evilness, shouldn't you be scared?)

And then............... (again with the elipses! 3 dots not 16! Do you grammar woman! On second thought, I shouldn't say that. It's clear she does not.) suddenly just as I (these 4 words make negative amounts of sense) Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. (But weren't they near the car? They seriously walked to a tree to make out instead of on the car. Unconcivible!) He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. (*gasp!* even took off her bra! Amazing! Good job Draco, you're only the 1,000th person to be able to do that! *giggles* God this is fun!) Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. (*clap. Clap. Clap.* best description of sex ever. Also, I might believe that Draco's a virgin, but not Ebony.)

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. (In two seconds?) We started to kiss everywhere (really? Ebony is actually a contortionist! I was right!) and my pale (not orange, pale. She's a pale, Satanist Trump. They're both equally annoying.) body became all warm. And then....(Almost got it Tara, one less dot!)

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" (I'd say it's pretty obvious.)

It was............................................................(No! You were doing so well! 3 dots!) Dumbledore! (Probably the only time she spells it right in the story.)

Sin tally for MI: 86

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