We realise Jem basically said you will be my friend William I will fight you!

and then they became brothers

that's how all good relationships start isn't it

how haven't I realised this until now I was writing a chapter of mother of mine (I'm starting to hate the title) and I was thinking about how Jace and Alec became parabatai (hint hint) and then I was like wait...

Am I getting this all confused because I'm really comfy right now and I'm way to lazy to go downstairs to get my book but I'm pretty sure that's what happened isn't it

So basically Will Herondale was forced into a friendship when he lost a fight to a dying boy

BAM LOGIC JEM YOU LIL GENIUS WHY HAVEN'T WE ALL DONE THIS YET

Alsooooooo

I don't mean to promote myself or anything but I just published the first chapter of my lunar chronicles fanfic under the stars so you should totally check that out if you're a fan of the lunar chronicles

I don't know why I don't just say it straight up

I had the sudden urge to say unlike Alec but that felt mean so I'm going to say it anyway

NOT LIKE ALEC

HAve I said about the bruise on Alec's neck yet because I don't know what I've said on here any more I have like over 150 chapters

yeah so ALEC ACTUALLY DID FALL DOWN THE STAIRS

HE LEFT HIS DATE WITH MAGNUS AND LITERALLY FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!!!

there is awekward and then there is Alec

why do I feel so compelled to make an edit for that and put on tumblr? (URL goldenherondale46 or for ACOTAR/ToG a-heart-of-thorns-and-fire)

I'm so incredibly subtle aren't I

It's just like IRL I'm like don't look at me I shall hide behind my hair don't look at me I AM INVISIBLE and on the internet I'm like LOOK AT ME I'M OVER HERE READ ALL MY STUFF FOLLOW MY BLOGS

Jace: attention whore

Me: only sometimes... and only on the internet

Simon: aren't you meant to do the cough thing around it

Jace: no, I just come straight out with it

Magnus: NOT LIKE ALEC

Alec: by the angel if you Jace I would kill you right now

Izzy: Magnus isn't straight or blond enough to be Jace

Jace: besides I'm twice as hot

Magnus: only twice *wink*

Alec: did you just wink at my parabatai?

Magnus: nope. Plus I'm twice as fabulous as you Jace

You know that is probably the first time in my life I've called someone an attention whore... and who did I call an attention whore? myself

So it's totally fine

But then if I wasn't I probably wouln't still be talking if I wasn't

The way I see it it is perfectly fine to critasize yourslef and your friends

PINAPPLE CAKE

I'm not even joking pinapple cake is amazing

RASPBERRY ICECREAM!!!!

currently listening to: good for you

Why was  I looking up black magic, satan, demonic rituals and paganism earlier?

CHRISTIMINIAS COLOURFULLYNESS AND AMAZINAWESOMFABULOUSNESS