Emma: LIVVY LIVVY LIVVY

Livia: what?

Emma: JACE JUST TEXTED ME

Livia: don't believe you

Drusilla: she's not joking

Livia: WHAT! why you why not me

Drusilla: don't be sulky Livvy he's my boyfriend and he doesn't even have the courtesy to text me!

Julian: he's not your boyfriend Dru

Drusilla: yes he is I asked him and he didn't say no

Julian: you gagged him and threatened to die his hair black

Drusilla: that is the price of true love Jules

Emma: just because he'd never date you outright

Julian: why do I feel like you three dwell on who he loves most too much
Livia: we don't, we think about Jace for a very appropriate amount of time

Drusilla: which just happens to equate to all the time

Julian: how do I live with you?

Emma: because we're such lovable people who aren't obsessant fangirls

Jem: if you want to talk about obsessant fangirls Jules I'm married to one

Tessa: this is the sort of respect I get

Jem: I respect you wholly

Tessa: if you did you'd hurry up and finish queen of shadows because I'm on the edge of spoiling you everything

Drusilla: you finished queen of shadows OMG isn't it amazing!

Tessa: yeah and that bit with Dorian and that bit with Rowan and Aelin and that bit with...

Jem: okay! I get it, I'll hurry up and finish

Julian: I swear if Emma wasn't my parabatai and Dru and Livvy weren't my sisters I would have left by now

Emma: aww don't say that Jules, you know you love us

Livia: love us like we love Jace

Drusilla: more than we love Jace

Emma: is that actually possible

Livia: he'd have to have a hell of a lot of love for us to love us more than we love Jace

Tessa: I wonder what would happen if it started raining books?

Jem: you'd be locked up in a mental institute

Tessa: hell no! I'd chop down everyone who tried to touch me with the hardcovers

Jem: what if they were all paperbacks

Tessa: then the angel bless the sky 'cause we'll be having a serious chat

Julian: yep, how's the asylum coming along?

Jem: itll be packed full of fangirls, no one would want to work there

Emma: he totally loves us all

Livia: I can feel the love radiating from him

Drusilla: but really Tessa, there's probably some pretty feisty paperbacks out there, we'll just have to find them before they take us away

Tessa: your going to be right in the middle of it Dru by my side and you have no choice

Drusilla: I'm perfectly fine with that

*booming noise in the distance*

Livia: TY! YOU'D BETTER FIX THAT BEFORE UNCLE ARTHUR GETS HOME!!!

Julian: *leaves room*

Livia: AND BEFORE JULES GETS DOWNSTAIRS!!!

Tessa: books!

Drusilla: books!

Emma: DESTROY THE BOOKS!!!

Drusilla: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Tessa: Emma as your elder I demand you jump if a room for that comment

Emma: cool I'll get Jace to catch me

Drusilla: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Emma: and then he'll take me as his bride and we'll rule the new York institute together

Drusilla: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Tessa: books!

Livia: murder

Tessa: books!

Livia: murder

Tessa: books!

Livia: murder

Jem: I hope you mean demon murder Livvy

Livia: yes of course that's what I meant

Tessa: books!

*crashing noise in the distance*

Livia: TIBERIUS!!!

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So that wasn't even remotely funny but whatever I haven't written a chat in a while and I wasn't exactly concentrated on being funny

JACE WAYMORGENHERONWOOD

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