After getting the Green Mtn Dew, Laura entered the bathroom with the pill in pocket and the drink in hand. She looked into the mirror and thought 'Let's Do This.' She plopped the pill onto her tongue, opened the mtn dew, and drank it.

At first, nothing happened. "....'kay.. sooooo is.. is this like normal or OWWWW!" Laura yelled as she felt a sharp shock in her skull (ALLITERATION YEA) and she heard an electronic male voice.

"TARGET MALE INACCESSIBLE," it said, as Laura was writhing on the bathroom floor in pain. She tried to yell "WHAT THE HE--" But another pang made her head throb and that voice was heard again.

"CALIBRATION IN PROCESS; PLEASE EXCUSE SOME MILD DISCOMFORT." 'Yeah, this thing MUST have a sense of humor' Laura thought as the experience became MORE and MORE UNBEARABLE.

"CALIBRATION COMPLETE; ACCESS PROCEDURE INITIATED." Suddenly, the pain ceased, if not for only a moment. Laura took a breather.

"Okay, maybe.. maybe it's over. Maybe it'll be alri-"

"DISCOMFORT LEVEL MAY INCREASE"

"Aw Sh-." PAIN EVERYWHERE, somehow even MORE PAINFUL THAN BEFORE.

She thought her head was going to explode when she finally heard, "Laura Klein, Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor... Your S.Q.U.I.P." While her head was still throbbing, Laura saw an attractive young man, all dressed in a suit with his curly hair in a ponytail (WHO COULD IT BE?!?!?)

Looking at this sight, all she could say was....

"Why do you look like John Laurens in a suit?"

"While I understand you have an... Unhealthy adoration for musical theatre, it is imperative that you understand the difference between the character and the actor."

"You sound like my mother. Anyway, Philip Hamilton-"

"-Anthony Ramos."

"Potato, Tomato, Whatever. So... why do you look like... him? Not complaining or anything, just asking."

"This is my default mode. You can also set me for Lin-Manuel Miranda, Leslie Odom Jr., Sexy Daveed Diggs" '...This is my life,' Laura thought.