Percy, Meet Percy
I just imagined what would happen in a conversation between Percy Jackson and Percy Weasley (this is before the wars, it just a normal conversation)-
Percy J: What's up?
Percy W: Uh...*looks up* the ceiling?
Percy J: What's your name, man?
Percy W: Um...Percy Weasley?
Percy J: No way! My name's Percy too!
Percy W: That's...nice?
Percy J: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Family?
Percy W: Well there's mum, dad, five brothers, and one sister.
Percy J: My dad's a god! What about yours?
Percy W: Uh, works at the Ministry. So what is your occupation? I am Junior Assistant to the Minster.
Percy J: *confused face* Occ- can you say that slower and tell me what that means?
Percy W: Occupation. Your job.
Percy J: *laughing* Job! Ha! That's funny! *sees Percy W.'s face* Oh, you were serious (MORE LIKE SIRIUS!!! Sorry, I had to). I don't have one. What's your favorite food?
Percy W: (idk, I'm just gonna insert a random British food here) I quite enjoy Brits-and-Mash and shepherd's pie.
Percy J: I like blue cookies. *derp face*
Percy W: Uh...*looks at wrist that doesn't have a watch* Look at the time! I must depart! It was quite a....pleasure meeting you. *walks away, then runs*
Percy J: He's weird.
Yeah Percy, like you're normal.
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