I'm laughing, I can't stop.

So theres this app I found on the app store that has extremely broken english (and it goes on for 100 paragraphs but here's some highlights)

In no way am I saying the app is bad (I haven't downloaded it and don't plan to) but it did give me a few chuckles and I hope it does for you as well.

Why is cheetah on brackets???

Hmm okay, the tigers are bad, got it!

Oh wait... goats again...

....

WAIT IS THE TIGER OUR FRIEND OR NOT, I HAVE MIXED EMOTIONS!