// am incredibly sad. have a chapter. also i kind of gave up on giving this a proper plot

cheerio: guess what day it is!!!

fuckinenoshima: ur birthday, duh

swear police: Your birthday!

leon's saviour: youre birthday ofc

supergaystar: your birthday, sweetie!!!!!

luckym: ur birth day!!!!!

420bro: ur day of birth !

detective: your birthday. 

ihatebaseball: yr birthday!!!!!!!!!

cheerio: nOOOOOOO

leon's saviour: ? yeh it is

cheerio: well yeah but there's smth more important than that!!!!

detective: what is it?

cheerio: PI DAY!!!!!! MARCH 14TH!!!!!!!! 3.14!!!!!!!!!!!!

ihatebaseball: ha nerd

swear police: Haha! That's very interesting, Chihiro! Don't be impolite, Kuwata. >:-(

fuckinenoshima: ,,,,ur such a fuckin geek chi

cheerio: i'm the ultimate programmer how are u surprised

leon's saviour: chi!!!!!!! what do u want for ur birthday

cheerio: um,,, i dont reallly want anything?

leon's saviour: well ur fuckin' getting something!

cheerio: owo?

ihatebaseball: chihi no

detective: uwu?

cheerio: KYOUKO W H A T

detective: blame naegi, its his influence

luckym: úmù

ihatebaseball: TWO TRUCKS

420bro: HAVING SEX

ihatebaseball: MY MUSCLES, MY MUSCLES

fuckinenoshima: INVOLUNTARILY FLEX

<< soldier has muted ihatebaseball and 2 others for 15 minutes >> 

soldier: shut 

soldier: anyway happy birthday chihi

prettylittleliar: JUNKO HERE I SAY UMMUTE ME

prettylittleliar: unmute her or she won't shut up - celeste

soldier: no

prettylittleliar: BITCH

prettylittleliar: please she's yelling down my fucking ear - celeste

<< soldier unmuted fuckinenoshima >>

prettylittleliar: SIKE this was junko the whole time me and celeste switched usernames

<< prettylittleliar changed prettylittleliar 's name to junko, bitch >>

junko, bitch: 😘

<< fuckinenoshima changed fuckinenoshima 's name to foreign beauty >>

foreign beauty: i apologise. she bribed me with milk tea

ihatebaseball: "foreign beauty" i

ihatebaseball: neither of these things are true i stg

junko, bitch: 😳😳 hot DAMN you went for the throat

foreign beauty: i'm foreign, and i'm beautiful. what is there untrue about that?

ihatebaseball: everything

junko, bitch: @everyone is celeste hot: discuss

junko, bitch: may i suggest: yes

ihatebaseball: as our resident mlw: no

cheerio: scary is not my type

soldier: ig shes alright

detective: objectively yes but your personality is awful

leon's saviour: naw

luckym: shes kinda pretty!!!

supergaystar: sure

foreign beauty: celestia ludenburg is incredibly beautiful. shut the fuck up y'all

ihatebaseball: ok taeko

foreign beauty: FUCK YOU KUWATA