a/n: i love the power i have writing this,,, i wanna kill toko? i CAN. i wanna make ishimondo canon? i CAN

boyscanbefeminine: OH MY GOD GUYS GUESS WHAT

Byakuya: Don't care.

< ihatebaseball changed Byakuya's name to * clown noises * >

superpopstar: byakuya really said 🤡🤡🤡 huh

superpopstar: anyway chihiro darling what's up?

ihatebaseball: ayy im hella curious now, tell us chihi!

luckym: !!! owo

detective: firstly, makoto, never say that again. secondly, what is it chihiro?

ihatebaseball: cmon maaan you cant just drop that and go offline

boyscanbefeminine: I

boyscanbefeminine: WALKED

luckym: hat

luckym: *what

boyscanbefeminine: IN

boyscanbefeminine: ON

superpopstar: oh no

boyscanbefeminine: SAYAKA

superpopstar: n O

boyscanbefeminine: AND 

soldier: please no

boyscanbefeminine: M U K U R O

ihatebaseball: /WHAT/

boyscanbefeminine: FUCKING

superpopstar: WE WERE NOT FUCKING

superpopstar: WE WERE KISSING WHAT THE FUCK CHIHIRO

ihatebaseball: NSJDIDIWWEB WHAT

soldier: S A Y A K A  YOU WERENT MEANT TO SAY THAT

superpopstar: SORRY DOLL

ihatebaseball: WBEJEKXHSJS 

ihatebaseball: D O L L

swear police: I DONT KNOW WHY EVERYONE'S SHOUTING BUT I WANNA JOIN IN

420bro: I THOUGHT MUKURO WAS INTO ME???????

soldier: NO WTF IM A LESBIAN

420bro: I HAVE LONG HAIR SO I THOUGHT I COUNTED

butchbadass: HIRO YOU'RE AN IDIOT

fuckinenoshima:

luckym: WAIT JUNKO DID YOU KNOW

fuckinenoshima: OFC I DID SHE'S MY SISTER DUMMY

soldier: I DIDNT TELL YOU????????????? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW

fuckinenoshima: a magician never reveals her secrets 😌😌

< fuckinenoshima changed superpopstar's name to supergaystar >

< fuckinenoshima changed soldier's name to lesbisoldier >

boyscanbefeminine >> leon's saviour

boyscanbefeminine: you asked him yet?

leon's saviour: no! give me fuckin chance, man

boyscanbefeminine: you're nervous, aren't you

leon's saviour: what? NO! 

leon's saviour: yeah, actually

boyscanbefeminine: you can do it!!!! you're big strong mondo, you can do anything!!

boyscanbefeminine: and, may i add, besties with a total badass ;)

leon's saviour: taka isn't badass

boyscanbefeminine: what? no!!!! i mean me

leon's saviour: you're babey sir

boyscanbefeminine: and you're getting away from the task at hand

boyscanbefeminine: now go get your mans

ihatebaseball >> luckym

ihatebaseball: hey man

luckym: hi!! sup

ihatebaseball: feel like pure shit innit, just lost the love of my life

luckym: oh fuck

luckym: ,,,mukuro?

ihatebaseball: WHAT NO 

ihatebaseball: jesus you're as observant as a brick wall

ihatebaseball: sayaka! okay?

ihatebaseball: i've never loved anyone the way i love her

ihatebaseball: not even my ex boyfriend

luckym: oh

luckym: i'm so sorry!!!!!!!

luckym: what do. you want me to do??

ihatebaseball: i dont know man

ihatebaseball: sorry for bothering you

ihatebaseball: see ya

luckym: oh- oh, bye! i'm sorry

leon's saviour >> swear police

leon's saviour: hey- u in ur dorm?

swear police: Yep! Why?

leon's saviour: omw

swear police: Well-! Okay then!

donutswimmer >> leon's saviour

donutswimmer: how'd it go?

donutswimmer: mooondo

donutswimmer: hey man i can see you read my messages, you okay? did it.. not go well?

donutswimmer: ,,,mondo?

a/n: wow, this shitposty book became angsty? almost like tessa's in a bad mood huh