I am an innocent teenager who cries a lot and was never taught internet safety. Gets kidnapped by hot (always hot and young, never old and ugly) guy that loves me but tends to cackle and snarl a lot.

My hot dude that I hate has two modes, super creepy and cheerful, calls me unwanted pet names, and stares or killer psycho mode where no mercy or reason exists.

So yeah, when he asks if he is a snuggly bunny, you better say "yes, you are a snugg-a-ly -bun-a-ny."

I'm so dumb, I technically should be dead by now, but eh, you know. I'm the heroine peeps, I have to reunite with my perfect boyfriend.

Thankfully, I do escape and become free and instead of trauma therapy, probably eat my favorite ice cream, because hey, I have sprinkles.