Alarm clocks and girls that don't realize they are pretty.

We must always parody contemporary wattpad teen novels, and will choose to ignore Chinese time travel stories, Muslim spiritual tales, bad boy mini novels, Alpha wolf drama, and brain bleach inducing fanfiction (especially the yandere kind). As if those stories do not exist on wattpad in large, cliché amounts.

Girl process to go on in contemporary fashion. Oh no, stereotypes. Oh no bad grammar and sperling. Oh no vampires and wolf men.

Author note on how there will totally (not) be a sequel.

A. N. : I love cliché parodies, but let's be honest, they have reached the point of being cliché themselves, talking mainly about teen dramas. Let's get some new humor on the front lines, writers!