Dedicated to: _TheForgottenSoul_ for asking me to try to write a detective book!!

I stared intently out the front window of my shoppe where the subject walked. Slowly walked. He was walking a dog today but I know that he doesn't have a dog. Yesterday his cover was a kid who lives on the other side of town, but he doesn't have kids. Like I didn't know what he was up to. HA! Well, actually I don't know, but I will. Soon. Ya see, I'm a detective. I swear. I know he's up to something the same way I know that you dislike math. Yes, I know that about you. I'm just that good. Need me to find someone? Don't worry, they're in the garage.

But where was I? Ah yes, the subject. He passes my shoppe every day. Nothing can stop him, kinda like when a dog hears the mail man coming, there's no stopping him. Its a universal law (dogs chasing mail men). Yes, you in the blue they do exist, no need to ask. There's no need to thank me for confirming your suspicion.

I'm curious, I need to be as a detective. You know that saying? "Curiosity killed the cat"? Well its true. Take my childhood buddy Colonel Mustard for example. Colonel Mustard may he rest in peace. 

Mustard : " What's that adorable spikey thingy sitting in my front yard? Hmmmmm.... guess I better go try and eat it!" But oh no! That didn't stop me (from being curious...not eating a porcupine)! And so here, (in case I can't tell you in person) I will let you explore my mind, my genius mind, as I deduct my way to the answer. No answer, no matter how vile, nor how mysterious can evade me!

And so the hunt is afoot!