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Alejandro: hey Issac, can you give me some dating advice?

Issac: just because I'm with Lyris doesn't mean I know how to do it 

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Adeline: what do you call breaking the Starfleet code?

Alejandro: a hobby

Callius: ....

Marcus: .......

Alejandro: that I do not participate in

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Alejandro: could you pass the salt?

(Elsa throws Adeline across the table)

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Alejandro, laying in bed awake: are you asleep yet?

Adeline: yes.

Alejandro:  oh, okay. I won't bother you then.

(Two hours later)

Alejandro: wait.........a second!

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Alejandro: Change is inedible 

Adeline: don't you mean 'inevitable?'

Alejandro, spits out coins: I do not

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Alejandro: I don't know Callius, your looking a little updog

Callius: what's updog?

Alejandro: ELSA!! BRING IN YOUR MONEY!!! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!!

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Arik: I forbid you to take another step down these stairs!

Alejandro: okay!

(Alejandro jumps out window)

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Alejandro: How's the sexiest person here?

Adeline: I don't know. How are they?

Alejandro, flustered: I-

Cauis, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Adeline: oh hey, Al! Funny running into you here

Alejandro: this is where I live

Adeline: faith keeps bringing us together

Alejandro: you literally just broke into my house!! 

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Alejandro: when have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Marcus: I keep a list. It's alphabetized

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Alejandro: what happened to me?

Adeline and Mason: you did something incredibly stupid

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Alejandro: let me see that! Now right here you should've-

Adeline: I have a doctorate in this field

Alejandro: Well, I did two hours of research on YouTube! So agree to disagree!

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Random bad guy to Brystal: I can tell you now, Pike, you're wasting your time. No matter how hard you try, you can't make me angry

Alejandro: please spend an hour with her.

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