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Callius: What have I said about comparing Arik to the devil?

Elsa: that it's offensive to the devil?

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Adeline: you often use humor to deflect trauma

Elsa: Thank you

Adeline: I didn't say that was a good thing

Elsa: What I'm hearing is you think I'm funny

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Elsa: if you don't stop talking, I am going to jump out the window

Brystal: we're on the ground floor

Elsa: I know, but I want a dramatic exit

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Olivia: I need you to stay calm

Elsa: I'm gonna stay angry. That relaxes me

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Elsa: Time to wake up, honey

Jennifer: 5 more minutes

Elsa snuggles up: five more minutes 

(Centuries later)

Elsa: time to get up

Adeline: five more minutes

Elsa, pulls out knife: maybe I wasn't clear

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Callius: be careful, El

Elsa: I'm always careful

Callius: your medical records say otherwise

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Adeline: it begins with l! Like the L word!

Elsa: lesbians?

Adeline: we're lost

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Elsa: screw that guy!

Brystal: yeah!

Brystal: .........

Brystal: you're a bad influence 

Elsa: you need me

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Elsa: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Issac: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?

Elsa: lightly stabbed, I didn't want to frighten you.

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Callum: you're like an angel with no wings

Elsa: so a human

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Elsa *loses Brystal in public*

Elsa: oh no! What do I do? Do I call the police? I think I'm supposed to call the police!

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Elsa *loses Adeline in public*

Elsa: she'll.......find her way back home

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Arik: why are you like this?

Elsa: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a child and haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Arik: I have an army

Callius: we have Elsa 

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Elsa: I just need to be included.

Elsa, after being included: what the hell and fuck

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Adeline: Elsa, you're going to hate yourself tomorrow if you stay up late again

Elsa: jokes on you. I'm going to hate myself no matter what

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