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Someone: Are you taken?

Callum: yeah. For granted.

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Jim: Just keep them talking.

Callum: .......

Callum: So.....uh Khan have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

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*loud banging noise*

Callum: What the hell was that?

Brystal, picking up a flashlight: only one way to find out!

Callum: Wait a minute! You don't go towards the spooky scary banging!

Olivia: Yes we do, Cal. We always do.

Callum: I hate that about us!

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Callum: your existence is confusing 

Jim: how so?

Callum: your presence is annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me

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Callum: would it kill you to smile?

Spock, pained and scary smile: yes

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Callum: you know.....I wouldn't mind a cup of coffee

Olivia, surprised: Cal, you never drink coffee in the afternoon!

Callum: sure I do!

Olivia, stunned: you do?

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Callum: *breaks through the window, while Cauis is sleeping*

Callum: I have -stop screaming!- I have an engineering question!

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Callum: let me see what you have!

Brystal: a knife!

Callum: NO!!!

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Callum: These are my friends 

Callum: I've known them for twelve hours

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Callum: If I run and leap at Brystal, she will most likely catch me in her arms.

Callum: coming in!

Brystal: No! I'm holding tea! *drops tea on the floor and catches Callum*

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(Olivia crying)

Callum: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash to be sure I eradicated whatever hurt you

Olivia: I'd......rather have a hug

Callum: oh, of course!

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Brystal: Have fun last night?

Callum: I had three drinks named after me, so that's pretty fun

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Callum: Sometimes I stay awake at night because I don't know what my favorite color is and I'm afraid I don't have a real personality.

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Callum: guys, I'd like you to meet my partner 

Uhara and Olivia: in crime or romantically?

Callum: both!

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Uhara: A Whiskey and -uh strawberry ice cream for my friend here

Callum: Uhar, I'm a grown ass man! I can order my own strawberry ice cream!

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