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Marcus: How many kids do you have?

Callius: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

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Callius: I need to make sure we are on the same page

Paris: Same page? We're not even in the same library.

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Callius: I'm a reverse necromancer

Mason: isn't that just killing people?

Callius: ah, technicality

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Issac: How do me and Lyris usually get out of these messes?

Callius: You don't. You just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

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Brystal, exhausted after a mission: ..you're not sweating 

Callius: uh huh

Brystal: how can you not be sweating?!?

Callius: I don't sweat

Brystal: EVERYONE SWEATS!!

Issac: Not Callius, he never sweats

Brystal: what do you mean he never sweats?

Callius: sweating is gross, so I don't do it.

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Callius: What does take out mean?

Lyris: dating

Adeline: food

Issac: murder

Callius: it can be all three if you're brave enough

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Brystal: umm.....why does Callius look so upset?

Olivia: he took one of those "What Admiral are you?" quizzes

Brystal: And who did he get?

Olivia: Marcus

*Callius chucks phone across the room*

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Callius: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone

Amaya: mine just says, "Amaya, no."

Callius: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Callius: I wish I had more enemies 

Amaya: I'm sure you will someday, honey

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Callius, can't find Amaya in a crowd:

Callius, cupping his hands: PRINCESS, I NEED YOU ALIVE

Amaya, knocking over 30 people: Call Me Princess ONE MORE TIME!!

Callius: Found her!

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Callius: ever consider therapy?

Elsa: what makes you think I'm not already in therapy?

Callius: ....

Callius: ever considered more therapy?

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Callius: have you ever experienced PTSD, depression, anxiety, or survivors guilt?

Brystal: no?

Callius, pulling out a document allowing her to be a renegade: would you like to?

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Aera: do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Callius: you mean figuratively or literally?

Aera: honestly, the fact that I have to specify.....

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Callius: has anyone seen Brystal?

Brystal, lying face down on the floor: present

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Callius: I'm a miserable failure

Tricia: yes, you are

Callius: I've failed my mission

Tricia: yes, you did

Callius: I could use some words of encouragement 

Tricia: yes, you could

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