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Uhara: Did you have to stab him?

Brystal: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Uhara: What did he say?

Brystal: "What  are you going to do. Stab me?"

Olivia: That's fair

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(Brystal breaks down the door, looking panicked)

Issac: What Did You Do?

Brystal: Nobody Died

Issac: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?!?

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Brystal: I'm going to show a picture from last night that really upset me

Callum:  Okay, but in my defense, Olivia bet me 5 dollars I couldn't drink that much shampoo

Brystal: that's not what I wanted to-

Brystal: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!?

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Spock: What are your three best qualities?

Brystal: I'm Bisexual, I have soft hair, and I cry sometimes because I love my friends

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Brystal: The food is too hot, I can't eat it

Jim: You're too hot and I still eat you

Brystal: *blushes*

Jim: *winks at her*

Leonard: ONE DINNER! I JUST WANT ONE DINNER!

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Brystal: I can't stand people always talking about their significant other. I like low key stuff

Brystal, shouting at everyone: HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK AT JIM!! HE'S SO CUTE! HE HAS A FACE AND OPINIONS.

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Cauis: You're up early, kid

Brystal: bold of you to assume I slept.

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Brystal: I'm a confident driver

Callum: You almost ran someone over!!

Brystal: Confidently!

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Spock: Explain to me how you two got into the accident?

Brystal: Well, we were driving and there was a deer, but Jim didn't see it. So I said, "Jim! Deer!"

Spock: And?

Brystal: Tell him what you said

Jim: ......

Brystal: (sighs) Yes, honey

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Brystal: I'm going to break your nose

Khan: You won't be able to reach it. You're too short!

Brystal: You've sunken low enough to my level.

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Pike: I told you to stay safe and what did you do?

Brystal: (sighs)

Brystal: Not safe-

Pike: You Were Not Safe!!!

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Viper: Any last words?

Brystal: If I detach my bionic leg and swing it at your head....am I hitting or kicking you?

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(Brystal walks home to see her mother and father waiting in the living room)

Brystal: Am I in trouble?

Ava and Pike: Take a guess

Brystal: ..no

Ava and Pike: guess again

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Jim: So what do you guys have planned for Valentine's Day?

Brystal and Issac: Murder

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Brystal: Jim and I-

Olivia, Elsa, and Lyris: are getting married?

Brystal: no we-

Olivia, Elsa, and Lyris: sit down! We have everything planned!

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