Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you but you have the "Peeta disease".
Me: What's that doctor?
Doctor: It means you're unconditionally in love and obsessed with Peeta Mellark. Some of the symptoms are: shipping everlark more than anything else, have dreams about him and you having a life together, getting unreasonably mad when people say they are team Gale saying that one day you'll marry him even though he's not real and freaking out when people say his not real.
Me: Sounds about right. Is there a cure?
Doctor: I'm sorry but no.
Me: Meh! *shrugs shoulders*