DEAN'S NOTES:

⚛ Uniforms, books and shedules will
    be provided upon arrival

⚛Despite the SGE's new mission of
   gender equality, boys and girls have
   different beauty needs, as Dean
   Sophie knows from her personal
   experience

REQUIRED FOR ALL STUDENTS:

1     trunk made of Ooty-Kingdom
       black coral with the student's
       initials embazoned in gold leaf

1     stymph-ride pass (included in
       Admissions Package)

4     sheaves of smooth birch-bark
       scrolls (parchment can cause
       paper cuts, which are so
       unsightly)

14   raven-feather quills

1     piranha-jaw quill sharpener

4     bottles of shark-blood ink

REQUIRED EXTRA FOR NEVERGIRLS:

17   snakeskin pouches of honey
       cream for daytime use

17   snakeskin pouches of hollyoak
       serum for overnight mosturuzing

1     platypus-bill hair straightener

1     pair of crow-beak hair-braiding
       tongs

1     pair of cutitle-reducting bullhide
       gloves

REQUIRED EXTRA FOR NEVERBOYS:

1     stingray-tail straight razor

1     jar of shaving jelly

1     pair of barbell boulders

STRONGLY RECOMENDED:

1     Evil Fairy® sleep-inducing
       spindle, set for 8 hours a night

2     storm cloud pillows with
       hailstone embroidery

1     poisonous hemlock bedspread

1     self-denigrating magic mirror, set
       to level "No Pain, No Gain"

OPTIONAL:

2     packs of Hindersunshine pills (for
       those with alergic to bright light
       and/or good behavior)

1     pair of enchanted sleep shorts
       with an extra-strength night-fart
       filter