
Jester's Wild
You were over the moon with excitement. You were finally reunited with your friends after so long. And not only that, but Lizzie was here. She was actually here.
Sadly, this moment of reunion was quickly interrupted by the same White Rabbit that you had saved from drowning in a mud pool.
White Rabbit: Excuse me, clear the way. I'm very late! I can't delay!
The White Rabbit stopped when he spotted three familiar faces, however. Faces he never thought he'd see again.
White Rabbit: Oh, my ears and whiskers. It's Madeline Hatter, and Kitty Cheshire too! And, oh! Your Royal Highness!
The Rabbit bowed as you joined your friends.
Maddie: Guys, this is the White Rabbit, Bunny's Dad!
She then leaned over to talk to him.
Maddie: Bunny's Okay, at Ever After by the way.
White Rabbit: Oh, thank goodness! She's safe from the curse!
He seemed relieved. You didn't blame him either. His daughter was at least safe away from danger. At least, you think so. Ever After High wasn't always such a safe place.
Apple: Ooh, About that curse....
Before Apple could ask her question, the bell began to chime, signaling the start of school. The White Rabbit looked at his stop watch, the three hands spinning frantically.
White Rabbit: Oh dear, oh dear, no time to talk! That's the bell that rings when the bells about to ring! Quickly now!
The Rabbit hopped off towards the school where a tiny, rabbit sized door opened for him. You all looked at it confused in how you would get through yourselves.
Raven: Uh...
Apple shrugged. You reached down and grabbed the door handle which caused the door to react. It suddenly began to change into a series of puzzle pieces before they began to fold away, allowing you access to the school.
You and the other non-Wonderlandians looked in awe at the utter weirdness of the school. Staircases that were upside down, clocks that ticked backwards, a golden statue in the center of the hall that blocked it off for some reason.
All manner of students walked the premises. Just like the train, there were both human and animal folk around.
White Rabbit: Well, what are you waiting for? I said quickly! You mustn't late for class! This way, this way.
The White Rabbit turned around, but he did not move. Rather, the floor began to move. It carried him forward as you all watched.
Y/N: Yep. Still not used to it.
Chase: Um, Sir Y/N?
You looked back to Chase.
Chase: If you're going to be attending class with them, I'll need to take your sword and gear. Safety protocol and all that.
You understood and began to take off your armor. As you did, however, you failed to notice that you were also being moved by the floor. You went to hand Chase your things, but you were in a completely different hall now. You simply wore the red undershirt with black linings depicting heart designs, a pair of black trousers, a black vest with a red heart on the back, and red suspenders that hung from your sides.
Y/N: Uh...what?
Chase sighed. He would have to look for your stuff later. However, his attention was pulled elsewhere.
???: Oy!
Chase lifted his head and looked around. Suddenly, a pebble hit his head. He looked up to see a figure step out from the platform above the school.
???: Waz-zat littl' Lizzie 'earts I just saw?
Chase nodded nervously.
Chase: Yes, Courtly, uh-uh, Miss Jester! With some friends from Ever After and Y/N Ozmandias.
Courtly Jester, daughter if the Wild Jester.
Courtly: Ever Afte', eh? An' who might they be then?
Chase shrugged.
Chase: You know, I didn't get much of a chance to find out.
Courtly: Gooo on! Be on about ya business then! Off with ya!
She waved Chase away. He sighed before heading off to finish his patrol. Courtly, now alone, rubbed her chin and began to ponder.
Courtly: Seems I betta' look into this...
Looks like the man in green was right after all.
You found yourself and Lizzie on the same track while the others were all taken down different hallways. Oddly enough, you were all still going to the same place.
Raven: Is high school in Wonderland always this weird?
Kitty suddenly came by, but she was upside down, seemingly unbothered by the situation.
Kitty: Seems pretty normal to me.
Briar: Right. "Normal".
Raven and Briar passed by Apple and Maddie who were going up the stairs.
Apple: I'm not even sure which way this hallway goes!
Maddie: Oh, Apple that's easy, it goes that way.
She pointed the opposite direction.
Lizzie: Mr. White Rabbit sir, please! You have to let my mother know I'm here, I really need to speak with her!
Y/N: You do kinda owe me for saving you just now.
White Rabbit: Oh, my fluffy tail, no! No, no no no no, the Vice Principal would be most displeased.
You groaned. Why can't things ever just be easy for once? Luckily Raven hopped onto your hallway to explain the situation more.
Raven: Please, you don't understand! We're on a mission! Lizzie's mom is in danger and my mother is the Evil Queen! You know, the one who placed the curse on Wonderland?
Y/N: Yeah! So why don't you did you just say the Queen is in danger?!
Some Knave you are.
The White Rabbit looked between the three of you frantically.
White Rabbit: Oh dear, oh dear...
The hallways all came to a stop and you were all reunited once again as Raven pleaded her case.
Raven: Maybe while we're here I can break that too. Surely, for the good of Wonderland you can let us go and....
White Rabbit: I must tell you something... you are correct. There is a plot against the Queen of Hearts!
Lizzie form fists and stomped in anger.
Lizzie: I knew it!
You pulled her back to keep her calm before looking at the White Rabbit.
Y/N: You knew? Why didn't you say anything when you saw me?
Brair: What about the Storybook of Legends? Do you know where it is?
The White Rabbit shook his head.
White Rabbit: I do not, young lady. But there is a prophecy!
He cleared his throat and recited it outloud.
White Rabbit: 'Into our world six girls will drop, to end this endless rhyme. The curse will tick-tock to a stop, and ring it's final chime. The legend book the cat did swap they possibly shall find, and the regal head shall not be chopped if they graduate on time!'
You all looked at each other. You then counted the girls then counted on your fingers.
Briar: Are you alright?
You winced.
Y/N: I-Just...Give me a second to do the math here. I've been stuck in Wonderland for a while.
Everyone waited for you to finish counting.
Y/N: 3, 4, 5, 6. 6!
Apple: We're the six girls who dropped into this world!
Kitty: The book of Legends- my mom swapped it for that book of tricks!
Y/N: Yeahuh? Wait, Kitty has a mum?
Briar thought about what information was being given.
Briar: Sooo...we'll find it?!
She seemed nervous.
Lizzie: And my mother will be safe!
She seemed confident.
Y/N: And I won't be executed for failing to protect her!
You seemed hopeful.
White Rabbit: But only if you graduate!
Suddenly, a second bell rang through the school, putting a pen in this conversation for later. Or earlier depending on time's outlook.
White Rabbit: The second bell! I'm late! Here's your class.
He pulled out a wet paintbrush and handed it to Raven without further explanation. He then hopped off to do...whatever it was White Rabbits did.
White Rabbit: I'm late! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!
You all just watched him.
Briar: He's kinda high-strung, isn't he?
Y/N: You think I can throw him to wherever he's going?
Everyone thought about it.
Raven: Yeah...and, um, how is this our class?
You were also confused in how a paintbrush with brown paint dripping from it could count as a class. Arts and Crafts?
Luckily, you had Maddie here to help you.
Maddie: Silly, you just take your brush and paint a happy little door.
She took the paintbrush from Raven and did just that. Suddenly, there was a wavy looking door on the wall that wasn't there before.
Y/N: Huh. Yeah, makes sense. Why wouldn't it work that way?
Raven: Sooo, all we have to do is make it through one day of school? That doesn't seem so hard.
You all entered the classroom laughing, already knowing that this would be a breeze. You survived school days all the time. Sadly, that was at Ever After High.
You're in Wonderland now, fool!
You all watched as a fish in a bubble floated by before realizing you were all standing on the roof, upside down. Gravity suddenly returned and you all fell to the actual floor below, piled ontop of each other.
You all groaned.
Maddie: It's harder...than ya think.
You got to your feet and helped Lizzie and Briar up.
Briar: Seriously, is this what it's gonna be like all day long? I don't think this dress was designed for parkour.
Y/N: And I'm starting to wish I had kept my armor. All I got is this Wonderland clothes that the Queen got me.
Lizzie took notice of your clothes and found herself actually bewildered by seeing you in Wonderland clothing. And wearing a Knave outfit. This was definitely a new look for you.
Someone suddenly cleared their throat and you all looked to the front of the class. Standing there was a human sized fish, wearing a suit, and glasses, and had gray hair.
Y/N: Wow. Won't you look at that. It got weirder.
Fish: Welcome to Fishosophy 101. Take a seat.
Apple: Oh! Er, yes sir.
She walked over to a desk and started to sit down.
Apple: This looks like a good spot.
However, the desk opened his eyes angerly.
Desk: Ow! HEY! Don't sit on me! What do a look like, a desk?
Apple stumbled backwards in surpise.
Apple: Huh-heh! Oh my gosh! Sorry!
She turned to Raven.
Apple: That desk just spoke?!
However, Raven was having problems of her own. She got flung from a chair, but you were able to catch her before she could hit the floor.
Chair: Get off of me! What do I look like, A CHAIR?
Briar, confused, walked backwards, bumping into the teacher's desk which also came to life.
Large Desk: Ow, hey, watch where you're goin'! Does personal space mean nuttin' to ya people?
Soon, every piece of furniture began to yell and holler at you all, cornering you against the chalkboard.
Desk: What's with these exchange students?
Table: They think they can do whatever they want!
Globe: Learn the culture!
Hat-Stand: HOW DARE YOU!?
The yelling got worse before a seahorse suddenly screamed out. You looked over to see the Fish holding a stick where the seahorse was sitting. A bubble appeared out of the stick and engulfed the seahorse, sending it floating up.
Fish: You need to take a seat.
You cracked your knuckles.
Y/N: Oh, I'm gonna take em, alright.
You yelled out as you leaped towards the furniture, ready to fight all of them, but Briar and Lizzie held you back.
Raven: I'm sorry, but we really don't want to do the wrong thing again.
Apple: We don't understand the rules.
Kitty: They're new here.
Raven sighed.
Raven: Talk about not fitting in. I'm a total fish out of water!
Fish: A fish in a school out of water, you say?
You all looked at the fish. You all then nodded in agreement.
Fish: You all have learned quick, faster and faster, all I can teach I have taught you today. You seven have become as your master.
You started counting again.
Fish: Pass!
Suddenly the ground began to glow a bright blue. The fish, oddly, made a dolphin cry before diving into the blue liquid, leaving you all there alone.
Then, you were all suddenly dropped in as well. However, you were all surrounded by your own bubbles that floated gently down into the next class, where you were all seated on desks and chairs that resembled numbers.
You sat on a three at a five desk.
Everyone immediately knew what class this was and looked at you. Your eyes were wide in fear.
Y/N: No.
You all looked forward to see a chalkboard that reached to the seemingly never ending roof. Numbers and symbols were written out by your next teacher, an owl.
Owl:....Where 'Y' equals the sum of pi plus the square root of 13.
His head turned around and looked down at all of you with a hoot.
Owl: Pupil! How does one solve this problem?
He was looking right at you. You sunk in your seat.
Y/N: Uh! Um...that's one problem?
Apple just smiled.
Apple: It only looks long because his over-complicating everything. If you simplify the formulas and get rid of the redundancies you'll cut the problem in half!
Card: AHHHHHH!
You all yelled as a card guard ran forward with a sword in the air. He then sliced it down the chalkboard which split it in half.
You and your friends sat there with shocked expressions.
Raven: Well that's one way to cut it in half!
Owl: Problem solved! Class dismissed.
He tossed his piece of chalk at you and the floor began to give way. You were all once again free falling into the next classroom where you found two full grown apes running around. The girls gently glided down to their seats thanks to their dresses, but you fall straight down, crashing into yours.
Y/N: Oh, come on!
Lizzie: Are you alright?
You sat up and dusted yourself off.
Y/N: Stupid required education.
The apes landed on podiums opposite of each other. One wore a scholars cap while the other wore a dunce hat. One was blue, one was orange. Neither wore pants.
They then suddenly became very formal.
Tweedle Dee: Ah-em! I, Tweedle Dee, of the affirmative position, welcome you to debate class! Tweedle Dum will act as the negative position.
Tweedle Dum: I will not.
Tweedle Dee: Oh yes, you will.
Tweedle Dum: No, I won't!
Tweedle Dee: Yes you will!
Tweedle Dum: No! Uh-uh-uh.
You looked at Raven who shrugged.
Tweedle Dee: I reject your refusal to be negative.
He kicked a lever that boosted his podium up.
Tweedle Dum: Well, I reject your rejection.
He also kicked a lever that boosted him up.
Tweedle Dee: Oh, no you don't!
Tweedle Dum: Uh-uh-uh. Of, yes I do!
Tweedle Dee: NU-UH!
Tweedle Dum: UH-HUH!
Tweedle Dee: No way!
Tweedle Dum: Yes way!
Each argument was met with another lever kick. They got higher and higher as you all watched.
Raven: Well, you got to admit; at least there kind of funny.
Apple: But what they're doing isn't debating! They're just saying random things and disagreeing for no reason!
Y/N: Clearly you've never seen politics.
Kitty: We're not gettin' outta here anytime soon.
You all sighed.
Tweedle Dee: Such negativity!
Tweedle Dum: No, it isn't!
Apple finally cried out.
Apple: Agh! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
She got up and walked over to the podiums and found a lever there on the main stage. She grabbed it and pulled, sending the two teachers straight down into the ground. Literally into the ground.
Apple: I'm really sorry but this is debate class, things need to make sense!
She then took their hats.
Apple: For starters, your hats are on backwards.
She switched the hats and placed them back onto their heads.
Apple: You should be wearing that one and you should be wearing that one. Thank you.
The brothers looked at each other for a moment.
Tweedle Dee: There's no arguing with that logic.
Tweedle Dum: Yes there is!
Tweedle Dee: No, there isn't.
Tweedled Dum: Well, who's being negative now?
They went back to arguing causing Apple to sigh. Luckily, you were all saved by the bell.
Maddie: Woo-hoo-hoo! Twelve O'clock, time for lunch!
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You sat at a large table with the girls and enjoyed the lunch that you definitely did not even pay for. You'll just put it on the Queen's tab anyway. Who would go and get that payment?
Raven: Hey, this vinegar and oyster surprise isn't half bad.
An oyster suddenly popped up and opened.
Oyster: That's the surpise!
More began to appear and open up as well.
Oysters: Surpise!
Raven pushed the bowl away in horror. You looked at your own, shrugged, and continued eating.
Maddie: You should really eat up. We still have half the day ahead of us.
Brair: If the second half is like the first half it should be pretty easy.
Y/N: Easy? You call that easy? Maybe because you all get the graceful crap, but I'm pretty sure I broke a few ribs already. When did school get so violent?
Lizzie gently patted your shoulder.
Just a level above you, however, Courtly watched your group with interest.
Courtly: Haha, there they are.
She then took a chilidog from a passing blue hedgehog.
Courtly: I'll take that thank you.
Hedgehog: What ever you say!
He then ran off as fast as he could.
Raven: I was actually worried at first. I mean, that red knight guy was so up-tight! But now, I don't know, it seems like this place just does it's own thing! I kinda like that.
Y/N: Chase is a good guy once you get to know him. And Wonderland actually foes have some rules if you just go with the flow. I like it here.
Lizzie folded her hands.
Lizzie: Yes, well, I wouldn't count on liking it all the time.
Kitty, who was playing with a fork, also joined the conversation.
Kitty: Yeah, things in Wonderland have a way of getting tricky.
Apple: Well if they get too tricky, we'll just figure them out! Every puzzle has a solution.
Courtly: Oh, what a clever way to put it.
You all looked over to find an eight person joining your group. A girl you had never seen before.
Courtly: Mind if I take a seat?
She didn't wait for an answer. She just sat on the table between you and Lizzie, clearly annoying the princess.
Courtly: Kitty! Madeline! It is such a treat to see you two back in Wonderland.
She then looked at you and smirked.
Courtly: And the Hero of Wonderland himself. I do believe we haven't had the pleasure.
You narrowed your gaze at her. She just radiated bad news.
Lizzie: Everyone, meet Courtly Jester. You might say she's a real wild card around these parts.
Courtly smirked at the introduction.
Courtly: Oh-ho, why, it's little Lizzie Hearts! You know, I didn't even notice you sitting there, right next to me.
Lizzie slammed her fists down in anger. Seems like these two have bad history. She was fuming.
Lizzie: This is your future queen you're talking to!
Courtly just smirked.
Courtly: Oh, are you now? Hum-hmm. So, should I show the same respect to the Slayer of the Jabberwock?
Everyone turned to you just as you were midbite. You looked around the table and slowly lowered your spoon.
Y/N: Uh, yeah. Long story. I'll tell you later.
Everyone looked around awkwardly.
Raven: So anyway, Courtly, are you a student at Wonderland High too?
Courtly laughed.
Courtly: I'm the Student Body President. You might say it my business to know what's going on around here. A-staring with...who are you?
Apple shyly waved as Courtly poked at her bow.
Apple: Hi, um, hi. I'm Apple white, this is Briar, that's Raven Queen, you already know Y/N, we're from Ever After High.
Courtly: And you're here because...
Apple: It's...kinda a long story...
Lizzie: Which you do not have time to tell.
Apple looked at her, then quickly spoke.
Apple: But you see, there's a plot against the Queen of Hearts....
Lizzie gasped at the audacity.
Apple: And we've come to stop it.
Courtly crossed her arms.
Courtly: Ya don't say...
Y/N: She do!
Lizzie: And far too much at that!
Apple turned back to Lizzie.
Apple: I just though she could help us find a way to get excused from school. I mean, this Vice Principal everyone's talking about is more strict than Headmaster Grimm.
Y/N: Oh yeah. Is that old dog still around? I could've sworn he was taking his last breaths when I left. But now that you mention it, this Vice Principal does seem kinda....cowardly.
Raven: Seriously, I've never met anyone who's such a stickler for the rules.
Courtly suddenly popped up between you and Raven and started poking and pinching you both.
Courtly: Hum-hum-hmm. On the contrary. I think the Vice Principal is quite keen on "shaking things up".
You sighed.
Y/N: You're the Vice Principal, aren't you?
Before you could get your answer, the bell rang.
Courtly: Ooh-ho-ho! There's the bell! It really was so interesting meeting you all.
She suddenly leaped off the balcony and down the five stories. All of your eyes went wide, only for her ro float back up on a blowfish.
Courtly: Good luck, with your classes!
You all watched her for a moment before deciding to go back to class.
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Briar: I am ready to roll!
Kitty: Let's do this!
You all hurried into the classroom, ready for the next class.
Raven: You know, I've actually got a good feeling about-oh!
You all looked out at the room to see that it was a massive chess board with massive chest pieces. Red and White to be exact.
Raven: Chess? Aww man, I'm horrible at chess.
Y/N: Aw! I'm awesome at chess! I used to play it with Ruby all the time!
Apple: It's not that bad, once you know the rules you just have to think ahead.
Suddenly, everyone but Raven was lifted up on a platform created out of cards.
Apple: Ohh, sorry, I didn't see that coming.
You pouted, leading to Lizzie patting your back.
Suddenly, a red rook piece with a man ontop slid over.
Rook: Logic and Illogic...Strategy and Tragedy. I am your instructor. Raven Queen, time for your quiz.
Raven: What? A quiz!? Can someone else do it?
Rook: Nope. We must assume our positions on the board.
Raven was suddenly slid over to the center of the board.
Rook: As a future queen, you will take the part of the White Queen. White Queen, step aside!
The White Queen piece rolled her eyes.
White Queen: I never get to play.
She lifted her dress up slightly and hurried along.
Rook: Raven Queen, please take your position on the board.
Raven: Um, okay.
Raven squeezed her way past the pawns and took the place of the White Queen.
Raven: Is this okay?
Rook: Ready? Begin!
Raven: Wait, what!?
The game started without warning.
Raven: What do I do?
Rook: Sorry, Miss Queen but the game has begun, and helping the enemy is against the rules.
Y/N: It's okay, Raven! I got this!
Raven looked up to you as you looked over the board. You then nodded.
Y/N: See the pawn in front of you? Move it forward two spaces!
Raven: Uh, okay.
She tapped on his helmet to get his attention.
Raven: Mr. Pawn? Move forward two spaces!
He turned around.
Pawn: On who's orders then?
Raven: Um, Raven Queen?
Pawn: Never heard of a "Raven Queen". Heard of a White Queen and a Red AHHH!
The pawn was suddenly launched away by the Red Queen, shocking everyone.
Red Queen: OH-HA-HA-HA-HA! THE RED QUEEN STRIKES! Your turn White Queen.
Raven: But, wasn't that my turn?
Another pawn turned around to explain.
Pawn: Ya see, yer Majesty, a turn's a turn and if one of us turns, say, to talk to you then it counts as a tuAAAAGHH!
The Red Queen quickly knocked three more pawns off the board, laughing all the while. Everyone then turned to you.
Y/N: Uh.....yeah. I have no idea.
Lizzie yelled down to Raven.
Lizzie: Stop talking to the pawns! Just get away from them!
Raven: Uh, okay.
Raven quickly made a break for it. Unfortunately, the Red Queen was utterly merciless and was out for blood.
Red Queen: Red Knight to Bishop seven!
Raven's path was quickly blocked by none other than Chase.
Raven: Chase Redford?
He lifted his helmet and smiled awkwardly.
Chase: Sorry about my mom.
Y/N: That Red Queen is you mother?! How does that even work? She's....nevermind.
What was the point of even questioning it?
Chase: Well, she raised me, it's a long story.
He turned back to Raven.
Chase: Anyway, I just want to say how truly sorry I am that I have to...attack you.
He drew his sword.
Raven: Attack me?!
Chase: Well, rules are rules.
He lifted his sword and you grabbed the railing, ready to leap to the rescue. Luckily, someone else beat you to it.
White Knight: Not while I still stand.
Raven: The White Knight!
You were actually surpised to see them here. You hadn't seen them since you helped Ginger. Where have they been this whole time?
Red Queen: Stop talking and attack! ATTACK!
Chase: As you command, mother.
The two knights locked swords and began to battle it out as you all watched.
Briar: Real swords? What kind of chess game is this? Do not tell me this makes sense to you!
Maddie: Of course it does! They're not playing Chess at all, their playing Un-Chess! You can move your pieces any which way you want as long as it is not, a Chess move!
That seems like something she could've mentioned earlier.
Raven: Wait! So we're playing Un-Chess?
White Knight: My Queen! I have blocked the attack. What is your command?
Raven: You mean it's my turn?!
White Knight: Yes, my queen!
Raven suddenly found a plan brewing in her mind.
Raven: And I can issue any command I want?
White Knight: Yes.
Raven: Well then, if this is an Un-Chess game, then I declare this battle is now...A DANCE-OFF!
The two knights stopped fighting and looked at her like she was crazy.
Rook: Oh! Brilliant move by the white queen! Drop the beat yo!
He suddenly pulled out a DJ set up and began to play some beats.
Chase: Oh, dancing? That's not what I've trained for.
Y/N: I'm aware. I saw you "dance" at the tournament formal. Not a good look on you, mate.
Raven: Come on guys, chessboard is for chess pieces but everyone's welcome on the dance floor!
Slides appeared on the sides of the platforms you were all on and you slid down to join Raven. You all started to dance as the two knights faced off against each other.
White Knight: Let's see what you got.
Chase: You can do this, Chase.
Chase took a deep breath and started to dance. His moves were stiff and minimal.
White Knight: Pft, per-lease.
The White Knight began. Their moves were more smooth and fluid. They clearly had more experience over Chase.
Chase even had to count his footsteps as the dance battle waged on. However, this battle was decided from the start. With one slip, Chase fell backwards and off the stage, meaning the White Knight has won.
Rook: The Red Knight has fallen! You pass!
You all began to cheer and celebrate, another class completed. You were closer to getting out of here.
Briar: Gee, that White Knight sure has some moves!
Y/N: I didn't even know you could break it down like that in armor.
Raven: I'm just glad he showed up. Thank you, White Knight....
You all looked around, but they had suddenly vanished.
Raven: Eh, wherever you are...
The bell suddenly rang and the White Rabbit, who had been running in the records, grabbed the microphone to make an announcement.
White Rabbit: Oh dear, oh dear! The time is two o'clock and here are the announcements: The Vice Principal has declared that next Thursday shall fall on a Wednesday, the Tortoise shall stop mocking the Turtle, and Raven, Lizzie, Apple, Kitty, Briar, Y/N, and Maddie's schedules have changed. You will report immediately to Tea-Time 101!
You all stood there confused. You then looked around.
Y/N: Oh. The floor is still intact...
The floor suddenly opened and you all fell into the dark abyss below. Once again, you landed the hardest. Then the Maddie landed on you, then Kitty, then Raven, then Lizzie, then Apple, and finally Briar.
You all got up and looked around. It was pitch black in here. Lizzie walked forward for a moment before she bumped into a seemingly invisible wall. She felt it before the lights suddenly clicked on, revealing that you were all in a giant glass cube.
An audience that could not be seen began to cheer as Courtly and the White Rabbit watched.
Hare: Welcome, class.
You turned around to find the March Hare standing there.
Y/N: Hare? You're a teacher here?
Hare: Y/N! My old young friend. You look well! I see you're ready. Tea-time has commenced!
He pulled on a golden rope and you heard something click. You all looked down to see that some kind of liquid was starting to spill into the cube.
Kitty: Wh-what is this. What's going on?
Y/N: I-Is this tea?!
Lizzie: This is NEVER how tea-time works!
Maddie: Where are the Bread-And-Butterflies? And there are no chairs to switch places!
Raven: It's too much tea, how do we make it stop?!
You and Maddie rushed over to the glass where the March Hare was.
Maddie: Excuse me, Mr. March Hare, um, a little help please?
Y/N: You're going to drown us if you leave us in here! How do we get out?!
The March Hare, however, just laughed.
Hare: Look at me! Ha ha. I'm standing three feet below 'tea' level! Ha ha!
He then clicked a button and the audience laughed again. He then walked off.
Y/N: Ooo! I should've let the Jabberwock eat you!
Kitty began to panic as the tea began to make you all float to breathe. She was hyperventilating.
Kitty: What are we supposed to do?
Apple: We're almost at the top. Think fast everyone, before we run out of time!
Y/N: The glass is too thick to break!
Raven: Oh, it's too hard to think in here. I wish we could....I don't know...think out there instead!
Suddenly, Raven vanished and reappeared ontop of the cube, outside.
Apple: How did you do that?
Raven: I don't know! I-I guess I just, thought "outside the box"!
You looked down at the March Hare who was drinking a cup of tea.
Y/N: I swear that if this is the right answer, I will drown you in the tea.
Everyone suddenly started to poof out of the tea and onto the box. It worked.
Apple: We...WE DID IT!
Maddie: Just in time too, you never want to let your tea steep for too long.
You all laughed, but the fun was interrupted by fake laughter from a fake audience. You all looked down at the stage where the March Hare was laughing.
Hare: You've passed! Ha ha. I'm off to find a cup of sugar, for my cube of tea! Ah-ha-ha!
Y/N: Not so fast, you hair ball!
Before you could make good on your word, the March Hare clicked the button again, sending you all away in a pink poof of magic. When you reappeared, you noticed something was wrong.
Raven: Whoa, look out!
You all dove out of the way as a massive heel nearly stepped on you. Yes, a heel.
Apple: We've shrunk!
Raven: Or the school has grown huge!
Y/N: Well, which is it?
Lizzie: Yes, sometimes it's hard to tell.
You quickly grabbed her and pulled her out of the way from another massive foot stomping on her.
Lizzie: Ahh! That's it! I for one have had enough, it's high time....
She realized you were still holding her. You quickly let her go and you both separated awkwardly. She then cleared her throat.
Lizzie: It's high time we saw the Vice Principal!
Briar: But, um...how do we get to the office?
Y/N: Great question. And I'm sure that if we wait long enough, Maddie will find the answer.
Maddie pointed at a door that no one else saw prior.
Maddie: This is the only door we can reach, so clearly it's the right one to use!
Y/N: Told ya. The most useful thing to have by your side is someone who is more mad than you are.
Raven: I am never gonna get use to your logic.
You held the door open for everyone and filed inside. The dark hall way lead to only one other door. You all approved it, only to find that it was much smaller than it looked like it was. Lizzie opened it and crawled inside, stopping when she realized it was indeed the Vice Principal's office.
You all crawled in and found someone sitting at the desk with their backs turned to you.
Lizzie: Vice Principal, glad a caught you, I require a word. My name is Lizzie Hearts, daughter of the Queen of Hearts, and my friends and I need your help!
Raven: We need to graduate, but our class schedule keeps changing.
Kitty: The classes are dangerous!
Apple: And there getting harder and harder to pass!
You just sighed, already knowing where this was going.
Vice Principal: Oh, that sounds simply dreadful!
Their chair spun around to reveal none other than Courtly Jester. The girls all gasped, but you groaned.
Y/N: Called it.
Raven: Uh, Courtly?! You're the Vice Principal?!
You rolled your eyes.
Courtly: Uh, if you'd ever bothered reading the school bylaws you'd know, that as Student Council President I am also the acting Vice Principal, and as Vice Principal I am also Principal. See? Heh, it's a matter of principal.
Apple: Well, b-but then you can help us. Okay, Lizzie's mom is in danger...
Y/N: She knows, doesn't she?
Courtly: Of course I do! BECAUSE IT'S MINE PLAN!
Lizzie: You! You're the traitor?!
Courtly: You think your so special because you were born to become queen, but you forget. A Joker can become anything she wants!
She began to bounce and flip and roll around the room chanting.
Courtly: 'A Joker becomes the Queen; It happens all the time! The Joker becomes the Queen; It happens all the time!'
You all looked at her confused.
Courtly: Uh, don't you ever play cards?
You all shooo your heads.
Raven: Oh! Does Gold Fish count?
Y/N: Is it Gold Fish? I thought it was Go Fish. Like, "go fish for cards".
Raven: Oh, yeah. That does make more sense.
Kitty: What about Slap Jack?
Apple: I don't think I know that one.
Y/N: I love me a game of Slap Jack. We should play a few rounds when we get back.
Maddie: Oh! How about...
Lizzie: Ugh...OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Lizzie took a single step towards Courtly, but she stopped her with a single hand.
Courtly: Security Cards!
Card Soliders suddenly shuffled into the room and surrounded you all.
Courtly: Escort these students back to their classes, where they will spend the rest of their lives!
She laughed evilly as you all found yourselves trapped. You were starting to think that school may just suck after all.
The End Is Just The Beginning.....
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