My friends know that I'm bisexual (though the only guys I like are anime or celebrities). So earlier today at lunch, they were teasing me a little.

Joe: hey! Ya want some nuts? *shoves bag of nuts in my face*

Me: *snickers* no.

Joe: c'mon! Why not! Their extra salty!

Me: I prefer sweet.

Thea, Rebel: Ooooh!

Joe: what about a snickers bar? Those are sweet.

Me: no, no.

William: why not?

Me: *smirks a little* well, their too straight.

Arrow, Kiee: *had been sitting quietly until she burst out laughing at what I said*

Thea, Rebel: *snicker*

Joe: *doubled over, laughing*