Reaper is the king of drama.

I can't walk two steps without him asking if I'm okay.

Obviously I'm fine. I'm at college aren't I?

But he, for some reason, can't take the hint.

So I'm going to bother my good friend Lexi and her brother Zack.

I approach their dorm door and knocked lightly on it while scratching at the eye patch on my right socket. It was bothering me a bit today.

I can hear a muffled argument inside. Great, it's one of those days. The siblings fight like no tomorrow every single day.

"...think I give a shit?" That's Zack.

"Givin how you already stated yer opinion. Yes, yes I do." That's Lexi.

"He's not goin ta be a good Pa, Alex." He snapped. Who?

"Well it isn't like he's gonna be in the picture. We had a one night stand." She stated. What?

"Do you even want a kid?" He iquired. Uh.

"If I didn't abort it, then what do you think." She seems sassy today.

"I think your bein an-"

"I don't give two fly fucks about yer opinion Zack. So just shut up and forget your face even meet the trash can."

"Maybe if you hadn't fucked Wish's half brother, then I wouldn't be lecturin ya." Oh.

"Yer just pissed that Wish managed to drop kick your ass across the room." Maybe I shouldn't be listening to this.

"I didn't realize Wish was our original topic of conversation." He retorted.

"Can't you just drop the fuckin thing? Is it really that difficult to let your siblin live their life. If they wanna snot nosed brat then they can have one you ignorant idiot!"

It's really getting heated.

I knocked again, louder this time. Stomping followed shortly after.

The door whipped open to reveal a 6'5 infuriated Zack, "Alex! Geno's here for ya!" He called. His jaw snapping shut in anger.

"Yer cookin tonight then asshole!" She bellowed back, obviously also infuriated.

He took a deep breath, his eyes falling shut as he addressed me, "Geno, for all the stars in the sky please, please, talk some fuckin sense into my sister. She gonna ruin all she's got goin for her if she doesn't plan this right. I'm not sayin abort the fuckin thing- Ma would castrate me for that -but just set up a schedule that includes everything she needs." He ranted.

I raised a boney brow at him, "Why couldn't you tell her all that."

He opened his eyes, "Because she's stubborn as fuck. Any conversation I get into with er ends in a damn argument." He explains his voice strained.

I guess I'm stuck playing guardian?

"Okay. What do I get out of this then?" Like I was going to do this for free.

Zack sighed heavily, his grip on the doorframe tightening, "I'll get Reaper off yer ars for the week."

I grinned, "Done." No one liked dealing with Reaper. The only one that would put up with him was me even though I tried to avoid him like the plague.

"I hate yer manipulative ars Geno." He snapped as he strode past me, bumping my shoulder in the process.

I stumbled a bit but caught myself. Zack didn't really like me but Alex put up with me. She's a good friend.

Walking inside I shut the door with a click.

Lexi was humming in the kitchen with a skip in her step when I walked in, "So Lexi." I started.

She held up a free hand, "If you have shit to say about my pregnancy then talk ta my brother." She was currently cooking a sweet treat.

I held up my hands in surrender, "I'm not here about that. But I would like to know what you were doing and thinking."

She gave me a pointed look, "I was thinkin 'what's the harm?' and 'I like him so I don't give a shit.' for yer information. And he didn't seem to mind ramming-"

"I don't want to know!" I squeaked as she barked out a laugh.

She paused as she munched on a cookie she had been baking. She flings one up, it flew through the air towards me. I caught it before it hit the floor.

"Uh, you flung this?" I approached her, still quite flustered, while holding out the cookie.

She looked at me while raising a brow a smirk playing on her lips, "Eat the thin' would ya? It's a sweet treat made by yours truly." Giving me a smug smile, I rolled my eyes.

I popped the cookie into my mouth. The combination of flavors was amazing and snapped me out of my flustered state. I absolutely loved it, "Lexi, this is amazing! You should apply for the culinary competition." I encouraged.

She shook her head, "Nah, I have other shit to take care of Geno. Can't get distracted now." She declined, her face slowly breaking into a scowl.

I frowned, approaching the counter top she was working on, "Lexi, what's on your mind?" She had the pan she was holding in a death grip. Her teeth clenched tight.

"Am I that revolting?" She slammed the pan on the counter, "I can't even fuckin confront 'im because he has shit for friends who don't care about a women's well bein. He won't even look at me." Her palms flat on the counters surface.

I think I should just let her vent. I haven't seen like this in a while.

She continued, "Hell he won't even give me a simple hi. A fuckin greetin. He's my true. A monsta meant for me but he doesn't even give me the light of day." Her voice hoarse, "What 'm I supposed ta do now?" She puts a hand on her stomach, "He knows. I know for a fuckin fact he knows. That's why he's avoidin me." Turning her head towards me, her eyes misty.

I can honestly say I've never seen her cry.

"If he doesn't want anythin ta do with this kid then fine. I'll raise 'im or 'er on my own. I've done a lot of shit. Some of that shit I'm not proud of but, I'll be a damned if I'm not a good Ma." She breaths a shaky sigh.

I hug her because I believe her, "I support your decision. But, you need to help me with Reaper." I let her go, stepping back a bit.

She bursts into a chocked laughter, "Fuckin ars. And here I was thinkin you only came over to annoy me." Whipping her eyes.

I shrug, shoving my hands into my pockets, "I was. Then I overheard this whole pregnancy your going through. I thought I would give you a distraction." I grin at her.

She turns around, resting her elbows on her counter top. Her long purple untamed hair flopping off to the side, "So, what can I do ya for Genie?"

I think I gave her a funny look because now she's laughing her voice a little hoarse. I shake my head, "Well, as you know. Literal Death has been following me for a while now. And well,-"

"Just tell em no than." She cut me off.

"But that wo-"

"Then tell em ta fuck off."

My eye twitched, "Lexi,-"

"Ya?" A smirk played on her lips.

"You're in-"

"Infuriatingly lovely? The most infuriating best friend you've eva had?" She gives me a cheeky smile, "aw don't worry Genie. I got your back. Reapy can't touch ya if we're around ya?"

"That not what I-"

"That is what you wanted to hear? Great! We're on tha same page than hun." Her smile turned into a menacing grin.

I threw my hands up. Being completely done with this conversation and done with Lexi for the day.

"Come back soon Genie!" She hollers just as I exit her dorm.

"The only Genie around here is your boundless energy and patients for every single person you've meet." I muttered to the opened air as I clicked her dorm door shut.

"Oh Geno?~" Thats a very familiar voice. A voice from a person I thought Zack was going to distract for me.

I quickly made my way away from Lexi's dorm. While going back to my own.

When I finally reached my dorm room I quickly went inside and shut the door. Locking it behind me, knowing Reaper was going to come find me soon. Zack is completely useless. Did he even try? Or did he just tell Reaper where I was?

I made my way over to my bed and flopped down on it. Closing my eyes, I let sleep claim me.

~

When I came to, someone was sitting on my abdomen. My eyes shot open to see none other then Reaper staring down at me in concern, "Reaper get off me!" I shouted, shoving him.

Reaper he tumbled off me in a fit of chuckles, "Wakey wakey!~" he teased. He lay belly down next to me.

I glared at him. Unwilling to say anything.

"So how are you today Geno?" He inquired, interested in my well being I guess.

"Fantastic." I replied sarcastically as my arms folded over my chest.

"Aw is little Geno upset?~" He coos.

My lips were pressed hard into a thin line. How could I forget that he's my roommate?

"Geno!~" Reaper whined. His stupid baggy genes. His idiotic hoodie.

"Geno why are you glaring at me?" He inquired.

His stupid handsome face.

"Geno?" He sighed, "I'm going to hug you if you don't answer me." He threatened lightly.

"I'm glaring because your stupid." I snapped.

"How about 'I love your stupid face.'" He grinned.

My eye twitched, "I hate you."

"I love you.~"

Stupid jock.

"Come here Geno. It wasn't very nice of you to send Zack in your place." He scolded, a suggestive smirk lining his features, "I think Geno needs a little punishment." He added while getting on his knees and stalking towards me.

My face flushed crimson as I bolted out of the room. I was not about to let Reaper anywhere near me like that.

Only later did I figure out that Reaper could be more creative with his advances.

Plus he is the leader of the football team, ended up getting all the guys in on his plans. Talk about captain drama.

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My boredom has peaked and I can't stop.

Send help.

The only thing that'll stop me now is a roll play.