Jimin's apartment was beautiful and spacious.

But it wasn't an ideal habitat for a baby.

So the Bangtan boys took it upon themselves to decorate it, and make it safe for a baby since Min could sit and crawl already.

"I mean I don't want her to insert a fork or metallic chopstick in a socket or something!" Namjoon said, examining the walls.

"What? A chopstick in a socket? That sounds fun!" Hoseok exclaimed and rushed towards the kitchen.

"She can't reach there, y'all worrying in vain" Jungkook said, focused on his phone.

"Hoseok no! Put the chopstick down!" Jin caught Hoseok just before he could do the stunt.

"Why are you so worried about him? Let him do it, he'll learn a lesson" Taehyung said, still holding Min and making expressions that I never thought were possible on a human face.

"Are you serious? This is like my favorite pair of chopsticks!" Jin yelled.

"Get yourself a fork Hobi, it'll be more fun" Yoongi mumbled through his nap, obviously annoyed by the voices.

"Does he plan on moving?" I asked Jimin in a concerned tone.

"Don't worry, he will when it's time. Let him rest while he can"

Jimin and I decided to go for consulting a Paediatrician to regularly check up on Min's health while the rest of them decided to decorate a room for her.

It was a hard job, separating Taehyung from Min, who stuck like a very persistent glue to her and afterwards curled in a ball and faked crying.

"Don't worry about him, it's his normal behavior. You'll get used to it" Namjoon assured me as I was walking out, looking back worriedly at the grown up child.

I could tell I had a lot of getting-used-to ahead.

~

The paediatrician checked Min's weight, checked among the documents her mother had left for vaccination records and kept on rambling about medical stuff that both Jimin and I were unable to process. At the end we requested her to speak human and she kindly accepted.She told us Min was eight months old.

"Wow! How did you know that?" Jimin asked her.

She pointed at the papers Min's mom had left along with the other stuff.

"Don't they say anything about the mother?"

"I'm afraid information about that has been removed"

"Is she okay though? I mean her health etc?" I asked.

"She is fine" the doctor smiled through thicker glasses than mine " For now" she added with an evil smirk.

~

"This baby carrier is so itchy" Jimin whined on our way back. He looked so hot in a white shirt with the black baby carrier, most women were shamelessly checking him out while giving me nasty looks. One was bold enough to ask her friend "what did he see in her?" loud enough for both of us to hear.

"I heard that. I worked on my grades rather than squats. Thank you!" I yelled at her.

An old lady gave us questioning looks as she stopped to take a look at Min and pinch her cheeks.

"Your boyfriend is ugly! You should leave him and get yourself a pretty girl" she advised Jimin in a motherly tone.

"I think he's quite handsome, and I love him!" Jimin winked at me and pulled me closer.

"JUST BECAUSE I'VE SHORT HAIR DOESN'T MEAN I ALSO HAVE A DIC..."

"Wow, look at that girl being rude to the old lady. She has no manners!" another girl told her friend while passing by.

"Her husband must feel so embarrassed! And oh my he's so hot!"

"Oh my He's so hot!" I mocked them, imitating their high pitched voice making a funny face too.

Just because they wore high heels and heavy layers of makeover, they thought they were better than me. The hell is wrong with humanity.

"She's kidding" Jimin held me before I could attack her "I'm single by the way!"

"Once a fuck boy always a fuck boy" I sighed as we got back to his car.

"Hah! As if!"

"What?"

"It's not like you weren't attracted to me! 'Do it already Jimin'" He mocked.

"Trust me, I couldn't care less if you looked like an ape with chicken pox"

"Still you chose to come with me huh?"

"That's because I couldn't see clear. All I wanted was to get rid of my virginity!"

"Wait, what? You're a virgin?"

Shoot.

"I mean... ah fine! Whatever!"

"Wow. So... if we had done that, I would've been the first guy to..." he said, licking his lower lip and then trapping it between his teeth.

Welp.

"You wish!"

"No I don't. Thank God we didn't do it I really don't like having virgins in my bed, they whine too much about the loss of their innocence as if that actually is a big deal"

"Can't you just shut up with those unwanted opinions and hurry back? I don't know what your friends are doing to the place but I don't have a good feeling about it!"