Edd's p.o.v

Monday has finally arrived, today was the day I attend mortal school and will finally begin to study mortals up close. This shall interesting indeed, I have packed all I need for school according to research. I have a 'pencil case,' a 'back pack' and a 'notebook' which you can write on like a papyrus. I must admit, humans have some pretty advanced technology. None of it is needed for demon survival, but it is still quite fascinating.

"Belphagor!" I screamed trying to awaken him.

"Five more minutes mom." He groaned swatting me away.

"I am not your mother, I am prince Edward Gehennam and you ought not disappoint me or-!"

"Or what? You'll smite me? Remember now, your powers are not as strong as they were back home. What's the worse you can do to me?"

I was about say something when I just shook my head. "Never mind, we have school to attend, no time to bicker."

When I arrived on earth, even my outfit changed to appear more average looking. I understand that I must look as weak as the mortals but must I dress like them also? My robe had disappeared and was replaced with black 'jeans pants,' a 'leather jacket,' a blue shirt and shoes that say the word 'converse' on them whatever that means to mortals. I have gotten back only some of my powers too. My horns had reappeared, but much much smaller, how disappointing. But I must blend in, I placed this black hat that I bought from a large building called Peach Creek mall centre. Belphagor walked into the living room wearing similar jeans pants but with a faded blue colour and jacket made from the same jeans material. I headed toward the door when I started to feel this odd sensation in my stomach. It made a loud growling sound similar to fathers many hell hounds.

"WH- Belphagor, what is the meaning of this?" I said pointing my stomach.

"You're hungry, ya need food."

"Food? What for?"

"You know, to eat."

"Preposterous! I have never needed to eat before."

"Well humans need to eat human food. Here you're majesty." He said passing me an apple.

"A poisoned Apple?" I asked.

"A regular Apple sir."

I looked down at it. "Well that's no fun, but I guess it will have to do for now to satisfy my hunger." I've never eaten an apple, there was no need. I only joined other demons in a feast when celebrating a victory, but I never needed to eat to sustain myself. And there was no need for food like this. We only drink the finest of poisons and richest of blood. And feast upon the flesh of our enemies carcass.

"Well, have a bite, you need to survive in this realm." I took a bite, it tasted, sweet, it bursts with flavour. I pulled out my notebook.

Note: Human beings need nutrients to sustain themselves.

"We better be on our way Belpha- Eddy, we must remember to refer to each other by our fake mortal names. No one must know of our demonic heritage, do you remember how to introduce yourself?"

"Yes, my name is Eddy Reese, I'm 17 thous-"

"No no, just 17." I corrected.

"-17 years old, and I come from he- Seattle. I come from Seattle."

"Yes yes, and what are your hobbies if they shall ask?"

"Be-heading my enemies."

"Eddy!"

"Just pulling your leg, it's soccer."

"Wise decision, according to my research most teenage boys enjoy sports."

"What about you? Your majesty."

"I shall say, my name is Eddward Vincent, and I moved from Seattle as well." I checked the time. "Now we really must get going or we will be tardy."

We left the house I walked toward the school. Normally I would've teleported myself, but humans are not capable of teleportation now are they? So we decided to walk to this place they call school.

~*~*~*~*~

We had arrived at a large building made out of bricks and cement. It resembled the prisons we have back home in hell.

Note: These schools resemble prisons back home, I wonder if this is a place of physical and mental torture.
I wrote into my notebook.

These puny sacks of flesh are giving me such odd glances, like I am the screaming beast with 6 heads. I shot them back a mean look as if telling them to back off or else. They quickly looked away and resumed with their activities. How pathetic.

"Woah! Look at these gorgeous honeys." Belphagor, or Eddy, said practically drooling over the young females that walked by. "Think they're single?" I rolled my eyes and adjusted the scrap on my back pack.

"Let's get going, classes will begin soon." I said heading into the building. He scrambled to catch up to me, his legs were so much shorter than mine. I opened the door and entered the building. It wreaked of sweat and desperation. They were all sticking together in small groups. They all came in different shapes and forms. Some small, some tall, some muscular and lean and others a tad overweight. I got all sorts of looks from these meat sacks. This rather large human being with large muscles and a jacket that read Peach Creek Cobblers number 17. He stared me up and down the way father stares at those who are below him, yet dare to act superior. Foolish mortal, I am superior to you, not the other way around. I smirked back to him and gave him a nod. He scowled at me, this man resembles a demon in his mannerisms. I returned my gaze ahead of me and focused more on my destination. He is no threat, no one here opposes as a threat.

*~*~*~*

"Class, we have two new students, their names are Eddward and Edison, they just moved to Canada from Seattle. I trust you guys to give them a warm welcome." My fellow classmates all gawked at me. "Eddward, you can sit in that empty seat next to Kevin" she pointed to redhead who stared at me wide eyed. "And Edison, you can sit in that empty seat next in between Nazz and Marie." A blue haired girl with thick eyeliner and this pretty blonde girl who looked oddly familiar. Where have I seen her before?

I took my seat next to the red head. As I walked to my designated seat everyone's gaze stuck to me like glue, they never took their eyes off me. Am I that mesmerizing? Of course, I have my princely charm, or am I, shall we say, devilishly handsome. I love puns. They're very humorous.

(Kevin's p.o.v)

I was resting my head on my desk, another boring day of boring school. I hate school, and I'm exhausted. I got only 4 hours of sleep last night. I've been a wreck since my break up with Nazz. All the guys flirt with her and she always flirts back, I couldn't take it anymore so I ended it. But it wasn't easy. There's something about her that draws everyone to her. She's gorgeous, smoking hot on the outside, ice cold on the inside. I heard Mrs. clear her throat.

"Class, we have two new students, their names are Eddward and Edison, they just moved to Canada from Seattle. I trust you guys to give them a warm welcome."

I looked up to see two new guys standing in front of the class. One who was short and ugly who wore this jeans jacket and sunglasses on his head. And there was this other guy, he looked like no one I've ever seen before. He was tall, about my height and slim. He had this unnaturally pale skin, like, super pale. It was almost as white as the walls of our school. And he had this hair that was as black as coal which stood out because of his skin tone. And what stood out the most were his blue eyes that were so bright it almost looked like they were glowing. I've seen blue eyes, but never that blue, they had to be contacts. He wore all black except for his shirt. Black leather jacket with spikes, black jeans with chains at the sides and black converse. His shirt was almost as blue as his eyes and he had this grin that never left his face. But wasn't like a happy grin of excitement, it looked cold like he was planning on doing something unspeakable. Or he was in on a dark secret that no one else knew. I looked at Nazz, she looked almost scared of him, she was all tense, but why? Did she know him? He stood up straight and looked down at everyone one like he was better than us or something. He gave me chills.

"Eddward, you can sit in that empty seat next to Kevin." My eyes widened, he was going to sit next to me?! I looked at the empty seat next to me. Shit. "And Edison you can sit in that empty seat in between Nazz and Marie."

Nazz looked kind of disgusted by this guy and Marie just glanced at him before looking away with a bored look on her face. Marie never took her eyes off of this Eddward guy though, no one did. He took a seat next to me. As soon as he sat down he pulled out this black notebook and started scribbling things down. I looked over his shoulder to try to read what he was saying.

Qrwh: Krpxqv duh yhub mxgjhphqwdo ehlqjv.

What the fuck does that mean? It's just a bunch of random letters! This guy is weird. I kept on looking at him as he wrote more nonsense. "Are you enjoying the view meat sack?" He asked in a hushed voice that was laced with hostility. He kept his face buried in his notebook the whole time.

"What?"

"You have been staring at me for quite some time, are people here usually this nosy and observant?" He said still not looking up at me.

"Wh-what, no. And what the hell did ya jus' call me?" I said pissed.

"Nosy?" He said still looking down writing his gibberish.

"No the other thing."

"Meat sack? Do you suffer from hearing disabilities? You poor poor soul." He sounds like a douche bag and they way he said 'poor soul' with fake sympathy.

"What's your problem man?" I asked.

"My problem? I have no problems." He paused from writing. "Do you have a problem?" He said finally looking me in the eye. I felt my body stiffen up when he looked at me. His bright blue eyes were cold and lifeless, and it was almost like he was looking deep into my soul. If looks could kill, I'd be a deadman, his stare was like two knives stabbing me in the chest. "What's the matter weakling? Cat got your tongue?" He said with a cold smile. He stared at me for a few more seconds before his smile fell and he went back to writing stuff down in his notebook.

(Edd's p.o.v)

What is this boys problem? He just stares at me like he's frozen in fear, the way mortals do just before father executes them. I almost feel pity for him, almost. If he becomes a problem for me, then he must be removed from existence so it is impossible for him to pester me.

They school day was over before I new it. I have managed to make new notes on today's observations.

Note: humans are strange beings, when faced with something new and too complex for their puny brains to handle, just just stare at it. As if the more they glare the more understandable it will become. This applies to new people, new equations, new challenges, and anything unfamiliar to them and their prior knowledge.

Pathetic indeed, mother was not wrong there.

Note: humans are hilarious, they think they are so tough, so smart, so superior, when in reality they are inferior. Lower class beings. Even when faced with something superior to them, for example, the 'principle of the school', they still dare to defy them and their commands. How stupid. Life would be so much simpler for them if they would just get over themselves and bow down to their leaders.

Note: I have met this new human man named Bradley, or as people call him 'Brad'. According to my peers he his what they call "the top dog" or "school bully." Brad is the most hilarious, he acts as though he is the greatest being to ever live. Foolish mortal, Satan is the greatest being to ever live. He is inferior, even I have a higher ranking than him, being one of the many princes of hell. His last name is Turnur meaning creator of objects made of wood or steel. My last name is Gehennam, meaning hellfire. Which is more powerful?

Humans are so amusing.

A/N So what Eddward wrote was really just words written in the Caesar Cipher code (from Gravity Falls). It was supposed to say "humans are very judgmental beings". So basically when it's Edd's p.o.v he writes in English because it's his own language and he knows what he's saying. But it's gonna be written in ciphers codes in other people p.o.vs because no one else understands what he's trying to write. Except Eddy. Please give me some ideas for the next chapter, thank you.