Something epic right there!
When I see both of them make their way to the car I return to the position where Sam previously placed me to be. I can't even look him in his ugly eyes, he disappointed me so much that it can not be put into words. You know that feeling when someone says something you thought they would never even think and, something inside you just hits the rock bottom and all you can feel is pain and betrayal and mostly discust to even look that person in the eye? Good, because that is exactly how I feel towards Sam now. I fly on the back seat, but brothers do not protest. I have a baby to take care of. I lean next to my child and fall asleep with him inside my secure arms.
*Dean's P.O.V*
Hey, I just want to tell you how disappointed I am in Sam, I noticed that Eva heard all of it so I tried to make it easier for her by saying some good things about her back there. I truly thought that, she is an amazing person I don't want to lose, she is too precious. I just wish she picked me for her eternity person not this ugly Golem*. I take a short look at Sam and he looks like he did nothing wrong. Sometimes, I wish to punch that mother cracker. Two more hours until we come in a town which was mentioned before. Wait, he did not say which city attacks were happening in. Oh yeah, Kentucky. So we are heading over there to save the day and get no 'thank you' whatsoever.
I throw my eyes at Eva and she is peacefully sleeping on the backseat of my great Impala. Well, if you consider her kicking the window and mummbling some strange lanuage; peaceful, then you understand my view of definition for that word. I start to feel hunger kreeping in the pit of my stomach and out of nowhere gas station appears, calling my name. I turn on signal for turning and stop my dearest masterpiece next to the enterance into the store. Sam looks at me with big ass question mark above his head and I just shrug with my shoulders and mimic my hunger. He nods and covers himself with Eva's sheet that keeps on hitting him without any mercy. Ha! You deserve it.
I walk out of the car and enter the source of daily food I ingest in my system and almost buy every single thing I can find here. Once I am done with mayor shopping, I pay for it all and leave this store which marks my disappearing with a ringing sound, I bet they are happy to get rid of me so quickly. I try to open the doors but my hands are full and everyone inside are asleep, I can't enter it until I eat half of these toxic shit I just bought. So, I place every single thing on a bonnet of my car and start with eating. God, this is so good! By the time my clock announces that five minutes already passed away, I finish with my meal and I am ready and energized for further travel. I throw away waisted bags of products somewhere and start walking towards the doors once again. But I am stopped.
"Hello, Dean," I hear a familiar voice greet me, I roll with my eyes and turn around to face Castiel, an angel of the Lord. Great. I cross my arms across my chest and look at Castiel who starts to walk towards me, I don't move, of course. Why would I do such a thing? He does not fear me, he just tried to kill the love of my life. He is happy that I didn't banish him back to Heaven after his attempt. His face is serious and he looks like he wants to speak about something, he better apologize.
"What do you want, Cas?" I ask,, no matter how angry I am, I will always call him Cas. He smirks barely noticable to a human eye but I see it, because I see everything. I am Aquarius for Lord's love. I see everything, even the situation that is developing behind me. I can sence that Eva is awake by now and that she is trying to break free from Castiel's grip just to walk out and try to kill an angel with bare hands. I hear her gripping onto the door knob and a loud thud which means that the doors of my beautiful baby Impala are open and atomic bomb is on the loose.
"You!" She screams and like a bull smashes herself into Castiel who doesn't even flinch at the low impact. She regains her balance and when she notices her ability to fight is very weak she uses verbal attack, "You are the one who tried to kill my baby!" She yells, I look inside the car and see that Sam didn't even move on his spot. Like he is deaf, he is so annoying at times. I grab Eva's waist and bring her on my side so I can protect her quick enough if Castiel tries to harm her. Castiel just looks at her without any emotion but I know something is going on inside that head.
"I am going to kill you! Answer me!" She yells and starts to run towards him again but I manage to keep her beside me; she shoots me a death glare but quick enough she relaxes and gives up on the idea to attack the wall.
"I did not come here to fight. I've showed my presence to you to tell you that something evil is happening in a town nearby. And Eva, you must understand that I was given direct orders to get rid of the baby. I had to follow, but when you expressed your great love towards the fetus I was given orders to not kill, but to cure. And protect in future life," Castiel explains. I see so many emotions in Eva's eyes and she barely holds herself calm.
"This sounds like a good material to rap," Some short man comes and says his opinion. Soon one taller bald man joins him and looks at Eva, then at Castiel. I lay my eyes on Castiel and he carefully watches the two men that appeared from some dead corner.
"They are writers and composers of rap battles. Little one is Lloyd and taller one is Peter," Castiel explains. I look at the little one, oh my God, he is so small.
"What do you mean by good material?" I ask Lloyd. He smiles and shows his big ass teeth then re-adjusts his hat. Peter gives him a piece of paper and a pen and he starts to write something and asking questions about Eva and Castiel.
"What do you hate on eachother?" He asks.
"His coldness and his thinking that he is the best." Eva responds almost immediately. Lloyd lays his eyes at Castiel and narrows his eyebrows giving him a sign to answer the question.
"I don't hate anything that is from God's creation," He answers, oh my, so lame.
"Mhm, okay. What happened that you are so against eachother?" He asks again and waits for an answer. I see Peter examining Eva's figure and so much jealousy takes over me and I cover Eva with her sheet so that Peter guy does not stare anymore. I feel proud of myself so I tap my shoulder because I protected the love of my life from hungry eyes. Peter just laughs at my action and I can't wait for the moment when my fist is going to kiss his jaw.
"He tried to kill my baby," You can hear Eva's voice echo inside the sheet and she angrily takes off her sheet and throws it somewhere. I look at her in disbelief, I guess she wants eyes stab in her.
"She did nothing to me," Castiel says without any sign he could speak, I guess he doesn't want to be reminded that is his time to speak. Lloyd just shows his dance ability with his eyebrows as he writes it down.
"Okay we think we have everything set up to make this an epic rap battle. Oh, one more thing. Who are you?" He asks as he lays his eyes at Eva. I notice he wears his wedding ring so he can look at her, I won't get jealous.
"I am Eva, human being who gave birth within thirty minutes to a demon baby who was later cured by this assbutt," Eva explains and Lloyd writes it down then looks at Castiel.
"I am an angel of the Lord. I cured her baby and I save Dean and Sam from getting killed, all of the time," Castiel says and Lloyd again shows his dancing moves. He bites down on his lip and talks a bit with Peter, then gives us his attention again.
"Okay we have everything we need to makeeeeee-" he almost screams.
"EPICHJ RAOP BAATHLE OFFFF HISTORIEEEH!!" Peter screams, I did not understand a word that just left his mouth.
"What??" I jump in. Peter gives me a 'Are you stupid' look and repeats.
"EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORIEEEH!!" Oooh, so that is what this all is about. Well let's see this.
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A/N- Hey there you reader. In case you are not a fan of Supernatural or ERB I will explain what this all is.
*Golem- Golem is a creature in Supernatural for who I think he got his name from Croatian word Golem which on english means- Huge. Just translate it and you'll see. Because you know, Golem is really huge.
*ERB- Amazing youtube channel which is run by two amazing men- EpicLloyd and NicePeter you can go on youtube and see what is that about. They are amazing! ERB is a short version of this- Epic Rap Battles of History, truly amazing.
That is all. Thank you for reading, I will see you in a next chapter!
Be prepared for this Epic Rap Battle between dumb Eva and obvious Angel of the Lord, a.k.a Castiel
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