YOU GUYS DIED ON MEEEEEEEEEEEE

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

😭😭😭😭😭

OKAY OKAY I WILL PULL IT TOGETHER

FOR NOW....

why did he post that on his story 😭
be looks so happy
it kills me

so

A DAY???

A WEEK???

A MONTH???

A YEAR???

A CENTURY???

ANNE BOLYEN??

sorry I've just been thinking about her a lot tho
she really got beheaded for what???

king Henry Vii was the real whore

he had SIX WIFES

as y'all know literally

bc of the musical

they beheaded her bc she couldn't bear a son🐻🐻🐻🐻

ROAR

historicaly tho,

her daughter

queen Elizabeth 1st

WATCHED HER HEAD GET CUT OFF

LIKE THE FUCK??

ANYWAYYYY

so

a month later

😱😱😱😱

BABY SHOWER OMG

pegs is throwing a baby shower for Liz!!!

John is late and pegs...well let's just say it won't go well

ELIZA AND ALEX GET BABY GIFTSSSSSSS

poor Angie and Maria

Martha is a drama free queen

pur

MAIN THREAD.

don't die on me