you asked, and i delivered: a part two of incorrect quotes for my ocs! featuring my new tua oc, kadence :)))

gabe: so, what's will's type?

alina: dark hair, dark eyes, sweet, oblivious, wears a lot of button-down shirts, a fan of reading the newspaper.

gabe: sounds kind of like me. too bad we're just friends, though ://

alina: did i mention oblivious?

gabe: yeah, why?

alina: just making sure.

christine: how do cecelia and peter usually get out of these kinds of messes?

ned: they don't. they just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

viktor: you guys know you can die from that, right?

kadence, smoking a cigarette: that's the point.

nadine, drinking alcohol: we're trying to speed things up.

molly, eating raw cookie dough: *nods*

alina, knocking on gabe's door: gabe! we need to go! come out!

gabe: i'm gay!

alina: not what i meant, but i fully support you!

alex: hey, cecelia, are you free on friday? like, around 8pm on friday?

cecelia: yeah?

alex: peter, what about you?

peter: yeah, i am!

alex: great, because i'm not. you two go out without me. enjoy your date.

cecelia:

peter: 

peter: did he just-

lucas: i love you.

alina: how many people do you say that to?

lucas: everyone.

alina, heartbroken: everyone?

lucas: yeah, i tell everyone i love you.

nadine: punch me in the face!

kadence: punch you?

nadine: yes, punch me. in the face. didn't you hear?

kadence: i always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

christine: ned, i'm cold.

ned: wait a sec, i'll get you my jacket <33

peter: i'm cold, too.

cecelia: come over here. i'll set you on fire.

*the party playing scrabble*

gabe: i will put my 'a' down to make 'a'.

lucas: i will add to your 'a' to make 'at'.

will: i will add to your 'at' to make 'rat.'

alina: i will add onto your 'rat' to make 'biostratigraphic'.

mike: *flips the board*

cecelia: love is a weakness. it's an evolutionary mistake.

christine: you're literally making a valentine's day card for peter right now.

cecelia, pointing a glue gun at her: you're on thin fucking ice, warren.

nadine: last night, i dreamt i was straight. it was my worst nightmare.

gabe: does this make me a bad person?

alina: gabe, there is not a force in history that could make you a bad person.

alina: steve?

steve: yeah, al?

alina: i'm... i'm bah- bise- bahsex-

steve: take your time.

alina: *points at lucas and max*

alina: both.

marcus: you're being awfully quiet.

kadence: nobody plans a murder out loud.

nadine: gay rights? true.

nadine: as a gay, i'm always right.

christine: anxiety? what could be giving you anxiety?

cecelia: um, let's see. every aspect of my life?

viktor: kadence, keep an eye on nadine today. she's going to say something to the wrong person and get herself punched.

kadence: sure, i'd love to see nadine get punched.

viktor: try again.

kadence: ...i will stop nadine from getting punched.

viktor: correct.

cecelia: peter and i have the kind of relationship where we finish each other's-

peter: -sentences!

cecelia: don't interrupt me.

cecelia: so, peter sneezed earlier, and i accidentally said 'shut the fuck up' instead of 'bless you'.

christine: how do you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up'?

viktor: i can't believe we're stuck in this room together.

nadine, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate.

kadence: welcome to the 'fuck nadine vidal' support group, where we gather to say a collective 'fuck you' to that stupid bitch.

five: but first, here are a few words from our newest member.

viktor, sweating: so i may have misunderstood-

*the party playing d&d*

gabe: i roll to steal will's heart!

will: gabe, you can't-

gabe: *rolls a twenty*

will: ...

alina, somehow the dungeon master: you have a spring wedding. i am will's best man. lucas is gabe's maid of honour.

gabe: could you ever see us as being more than friends?

will: YES, and i'm so glad you asked! i can totally see us as dragons. hang on, let me find this picture i drew.

gabe: ....

molly: i know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

nadine, crying: it's not a joke! i'm a legit snack!

alina: you're the love of my life and my best friend, i would do anything for you.

lucas: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

alina: absolutely not.

cecelia: everyone, i have an announcement! peter and i are no longer friends.

peter: this is the worst way to tell everyone we're dating, cece-

nadine: *holds the door open*

nadine: after you.

viktor: no, after you.

kadence: *pushes past them*

kadence: after me.

cecelia: that's my sarcastic voice.

peter: you know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.

cecelia: i've been told that.

they're my faves <333 i love my ocs sm