because i can never shut the fuck up about my ocs (who are all my children who deserve so much better than what i've given them), here's a whole bunch of incorrect quotes featuring all of them <333 i love them so much :)

nadine: welcome to my very first vlog, in which i try different hair products!

nadine: *sprays hairspray in her mouth*

nadine: well, i can tell you right off the bat that this one isn't very good.

peter: hey, cece, are you like... seeing anyone

cecelia, trying not to sound too hopeful: no, why?

peter: i don't know, i just really think it'd help if you saw a therapist or something

lucas: al, are you drinking enough water?

alina: ...sometimes my tears get in my mouth

nadine: i have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

diego: are you fucking stupid

nadine: i mean broadly yeah but what prompted you to ask

genie: you have seventeen wishes.

alina: isn't it normally only three?

genie: well, yeah, but... *gestures to alina* lot of issues here

gabe: i put a little note in your bag to tell you that i love you

will, opening his bag: this is... a ten page letter.

*gabe giving alina a ride in his car*

alina: ...was that a "baby onboard" sticker at the back?

gabe: yes.

alina: do i want to know why?

gabe: it's me. i'm baby :D

peter: cece?

cecelia: peter it's 3am why are you calling me

peter: i don't know i just can't sleep

cecelia: oh.

cecelia:

cecelia: well, i can. goodnight

nadine, on trial for murder: your honour, they simply hate to see a girlboss winning

gabe: h-how do you ask someone out?

lucas: well, first-

alina: don't get advice from him. he asked me out by inquiring whether i wanted to do 'a thing thing'.

gabe: ...and you said yes?

molly: nadine, get that hideous thing out of the living room!

nadine: five, molly wants you to get out of the house.

peter: hey, cece! how are you today?

cecelia: please don't make me think about my life.

mike: stop mixing shakespearean english with modern english. it's confusing and you're annoying, you dramatic hipster.

alina: i swear to the heavens, if't be true thee sayeth one more word, i shall yeet thee across thy second dimension.

molly: i want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives <3

nadine: i wake up at five am.

molly:

molly: i want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

cecelia, coming home from therapy: so, apparently the 'bad vibes' i've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress!

christine and alex: 

gabe: ...did will just tell me he liked me for the very first time?

alina: yeah, he did.

gabe: and did i just do finger guns back?

alina: yeah, you did.

molly: why is nadine crying on the floor?

allison: she took one of those "what person are you" quizzes.

molly: and???

allison: she got diego.

alina: the results are in, i'm afraid you have updog...

mike: what's updog?

alina: lucas! dustin! get in here, i told you i could do it!

nadine: i'm going on a date tonight!

viktor, disappointed: good for you.

nadine: good for us. i'll pick you up at 6.

max: why are gabe and will sitting with their backs to each other?

alina: they had a fight.

max: then why are they holding hands?

alina: they get sad when they fight.

peter: are you ready to commit?

cecelia: like, a crime or a relationship?

mike, banging on the door: alina, open up!!!

alina: well, it all started the day i was born-

elliott: so, what do you all bring to the team?

nadine: i can make illusions.

allison: i can control people's minds.

klaus: i can summon the dead.

molly: i make good life decisions.

elliott: that's not really-

nadine: no, trust us. she's our most important member.

i know there's a lot but this was so fun 😭😭😭 there's probably going to be a part two lmao