I chuckled to myself and rewinded the video for the third time in three minutes.

 Dylan had wandered off downstairs for breakfast a while ago, but I was still kicked back in bed having the fucking time of my life. I was currently watching the video camera footage of Mia breaking into my room.

 My mum had texted a link to the video along with the caption: 

Erm...Ethan, should I be concerned that girls are breaking into your room.

I immediately texted her back that it was fine, and it was just Mia trying to prank me. My mum being the amazing mother, responded with a laughing face.

Her response didn't surprise me in the slightest. She was very much aware of my crush on Mia and what I did as a result of it.

 Of course, she didn't know everything I did otherwise she'd probably slap me around the head for being such a dick, but I told her all the mild mother-friendly stuff.

I kind of felt sorry for Mia, she clearly didn't realize we had a full set of CCTV cameras all around the perimeter of our house. 

The video also revealed to me that she had weirdly come to my room to steal a hoodie of mine. I'm not sure why she came to steal it when I would have quite willingly given it to her if she asked.

 I mean, fuck, the thought of her throwing my hoodie on over that hot body of hers had my mind running wild.

Having the last of my fun watching Mia clamber up the tree like a weird spider monkey, I threw my phone onto my bed before picking up Mia's one in its place.

Now, what's your password...

I threw in suggestion after suggestion, frantically typing down all the different things I knew she liked. I knew I was going to guess it eventually because you don't crush on a girl for six years and not know absolutely everything they love. 

And then I thought of it. But surely she wouldn't be dumb enough to put that as her password... 

Would she?

I slowly typed the name; Ian Somerhalder into the phone, and just as I feared, the phone unlocked.

I couldn't believe it; she had that guy as her password and her lock screen. What was so great about this prick? I mean, he was alright looking, but he was hardly anything to make a fuss about.

Brushing away my jealousy, I started to scroll the apps on her phone to see if I could find anything of interest. Then I paused, considering something.

Wasn't this an invasion of her privacy?

I wrestled with my inner conscience for about a second before shrugging it off. Ah fuck it, I was going to hell anyway, so what else do I have to lose.

As I continued to scroll around, the first icon that caught my fancy was the gallery one.

Hmm, I bet she has some really hot bikini pictures hidden up in here...

And with that thought, my horny brain instantly clicked on the app, desperate to get my eyes on something of that quality.

Look, don't judge me, okay? You have recurrent sexy dreams about someone for the last four years, and tell me you wouldn't do the same.

When the screen opened up, the first thing on her recently-made-list wasn't anything I expected.

It was a video. And in the little thumbnail, I could see a clear picture of me sleeping.

What the hell? Riddled with curiosity at why she would film such a video, I clicked on the play button.

Immediately, a picture of me on the bed came into view. It was zoomed- out at first, but then it soon zoomed right in on my sleeping face. I furrowed my brows in confusion as I heard the faint sound of repressed giggles in the background.

Why was she laughing at me? Did she think I looked ugly when I slept or something? 

I felt a painful pang in my chest at the thought; hating that someone who I thought was so beautiful laughed at the sight of my face.

And that's when I heard it. 

"Mia," I whispered in the video, my voice coming out torn and stressed.

My entire body froze as I realized what was going on. Please, dear, god, Ethan, tell me you weren't sleeping talking.

"Please," the video version of me groaned before I started to shuffle around in my sleep.

"Shit," I hissed, my blood running cold.

I immediately paused the video and threw the phone away from me like it was fire.

"For fuck's sake," I groaned as I slouched down against my bed in embarrassment.

This was so fucking bad.

I had no other choice - I was going to have to kill myself. Mia Collins saw me dreaming about her. She saw me having a wet-dream about her. And it was far from ambiguous. I mean, I was groaning and shifting around for fuck's sake. 

What else could I have been dreaming about?

I let out a pitied cry and stared up at the ceiling like a man who had just been told they only had ten days to live.

How the fuck was I going to live this down? She was probably going to spread this all over school. 

To be fair, pretty much everyone knew I fancied her, but they didn't know I was wet-dream pathetic. And more importantly, I didn't need her to know I was wet-dream pathetic. Or, that I was into her at all!

And that when I realized one beautiful, lifesaving fact. 

 She hasn't got her phone anymore, which means she doesn't have the video. I do...

Almost immediately, I hurriedly sat up in bed and fumbling for her phone before scrambling to delete the footage.

I breathed a sigh of relief when it disappeared before my eyes. Then quickly, I racked my brain for an idea of what I could say about the video. How on earth was I going to convince her I wasn't insanely obsessed with her?

 And then I thought of it- Fake confidence.

If I acted like the video didn't bother me, then she wouldn't have any leverage to tease me. She would not be suspicious of my feelings at all. I nodded my head with a smile, settling on the idea as a good one.

And well, if the plan didn't work, I guess I'd have to look into flights to Australia...

Feeling a lot more relaxed now, I clicked out of the gallery app and started to search through other areas of her phone.

Suddenly, my heart stopped as my eyes landed on an app; I never ever wanted to see or ever expected to see on my Chub's phone, ever! It was tinder. 

Or, more accurately a dating app where random people chat each other up and then agree to meet up for a quick fuck.

I felt sick at the thought of her with another guy, someone holding her, someone touching her. Somebody who wasn't me. My stomach twisted into tight painful knots, and I felt like I couldn't breathe. 

Not being able to hold myself back any longer, I slammed my finger down onto the app to check out the shit for myself.

I made my way quickly to the message section, and my jaw tightened as I took in the long stream of conversations from a bunch of different guys.

I could see one of the top messages read:

I'd love to spank your arse black and blue. Wanna fuck?

To my relief, Mia hadn't said a single damn thing in reply, but I was far too pissed not to say anything. Hadn't this piece of shit ever heard of respect?

I angrily typed my reply and pressed send. I had written:

Funny that, I'd love to fuck your face up till it's black and blue. Wanna die?

I'd signed the message off with:

Love from Mia Collins boyfriend Xx

With a satisfied smirk, I pulled out of that message and scrolled down to the other ones. Weirdly, I noticed she hadn't replied to anybody's messages. 

I couldn't tell if it was because she changed her mind about the app or if she just hadn't had a chance to reply to them yet. There was evidence for the former since some of these messages were dated from months ago.

Well, either way, I was more than happy to reply for her. I tried to give a few clever replies for the first few guys, but after a while, I just settled with sending the little middle finger emoji, figuring that got the point across just fine.

I gave up towards the end, getting fed up with reading through all the shitty messages. It was getting to the point where I couldn't even stomach them. 

No girl deserved to be spoken to like that, especially not my Mia.

I clicked off the app and then just stared at it. Then, feeling spiteful, I just decided to uninstall the whole app altogether.

There, good riddance...

After that depressing episode, I went back to looking through the rest of her phone. That's when it hit me.

 This was my prime time to finally get my hands on her number. I had been finding quite unsubtle ways to ask for it over the years, but she quite sensibly always responded with a rather strong 'fuck no.'

I quickly sent a text message to myself so that I would know what her number was. Then figuring, I might as well personalize her phone up a little bit, I saved my number as SexyBeastXx, figuring it would be a fitting title after what I made her yell out at the café.

I soon wandered into the setting's sections of her phone, and then, I smirked as I thought of a beautiful idea. Or, a beautiful prank if I was going into technicalities.

Currently, her ringtone was saved as the introductory song from Lion King, but as nice as that song was, I knew we could do better than that.

 With an evil smirk on my face, my hands instantly whizzed to download the 'My neck, my back song' onto her phone. I didn't even have to think before choosing it.

 Let's just say it had less than family-friendly lyrics, and I knew Chubs would love it.

Once it was safely replaced as her ringtone, I turned the volume of her phone way up to ensure that when her ringtone went off it would have its full embarrassing effect.

One hundred percent satisfied with my work, I pulled back out to the home screen again. My smile slowly started to fade as I took in the sight of her stupid background picture again.

Why was she so obsessed with him? I had the same colored brown hair and blue eyes, yet I didn't see her drooling over me. Was it because she was into older guys or something? 

I mean, I would be older too, eventually...

As I scanned over his picture in jealousy, a great idea suddenly popped into my head. 

Why not replace stupid Ian Somerhalder's face with a picture of me?

I smirked, and barely contemplated the idea for a second before getting to work. If she wanted a sexy picture of a hot guy to look at, then that's exactly what she was going to get.

With that thought, I started to loosen the drawstrings of my grey joggers. I quickly pulled them off before chucking them into a ball at the end of my bed.

Shirtless with only my black boxer briefs on, I sprawled myself out on the bed with my knee cocked up provocatively.

Quickly flicking onto the camera app, I switched it to selfie mode and held it out with a stretched arm to capture my entire body.

I had to angle it just right to make sure you got a good view of my abs, wanting her to know I had them. Then, deciding to spice it up a little I blew a little air kiss at the camera as I took the first picture.

Shamefully, I took about nine of ten different photos to make sure I had a good selection to choose from. What? If she was going to see a half-naked picture of me, it might as well be the sexiest one.

Once I had decided on the best one, I uploaded it as her new background picture with a smug little smile on my face.

Now, that was definitely an improved background picture, if I do say so myself.

"Ethan, what's taking you so long? Come downstairs and have breakfast," I heard my mother's voice boom up the stairs.

My eyes widened as I remembered that I had school today, so I was probably running a little bit behind schedule.

"Yeah, coming mum, sorry," I called back as I started to hurriedly rush to my wardrobe so I could put some clothes on.

 I quickly shoved her phone into my jacket pocket for safekeeping because, boy, did it need to be kept safe. The things I could do with this thing were infinite.

Oh, Mia Collins, you really do have a storm coming...

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Author's note:

So, yeah that's the specifics of what Ethan got up to on Mia's phone. Hope it entertained you ;)

Also, I would like to formally apologize to all the Vampire Diaries fan's for cussing out Ian Somerhalder. Ethan is a dumb jealous boy who doesn't know what he's talking about lol. I swear to god, I almost broke down haven't to write such lies about him. 

Anyone, on a serious note, my next upload might be a while because I'm back at uni now and I have tests and stuff. And another book to write lol. So yeah, just try to be patient and just take updates when they come.